Euphemism for "b**w j*b"?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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First, Rachelle you have my outmost respect ;). That man is a lucky guy.

Chief, basically I can’t imagine that any person who you feel comfortable discussing the topic of oral sex with is going to be the least bit put off by the phrase “blow job”, that phrase is becoming exceptionally well accepted and wouldn’t be suprisied to hear it said on TV. Fellatio is a word I like, and I don’t really equate it with clinical speech, especial said with a pleased smirk :p.

My favorite recent addition:

Presidential sex.

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My husband is a musician. A blues musician. He’s heard darn near every euphemism there is. I’m drawing a blank right now on some of the ones he’s mentioned to me, but I’ve got to relate one thing I heard him say to a friend about, well, about my own (ahem) prowess.

Tim is a musician, but he’s also a damn nice guy, and he tries very hard to be polite. Shortly after we started dating, one of his musician friends was joking around with us, and bluntly asked Tim if I was any good at oral sex (I think he said something like “so, does your new old lady suck ya good?” or something like that. Assmuncher.) Tim looked at me very lovingly and said "Ah, she kisses my very

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Sorry. Wanted to reword that, and hit the submit button instead of clear fields. D’oh!

Anyway, what Tim actually said was “Ah, her sweet soul kisses leave me weeping with joy.”

Of course, I married him. He hasn’t said anything quite that romantic since. Now he just tells people I could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. :wink:

This space blank, until Wally thinks up something cool to put here.

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Regarding homoerotic Navy humor, I recall a reading about a joke that had the punchline, “Today’s your turn in the barrel”. Sounded like it was a pretty well-known story.

DHR

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A young lady I know recently used the term “upside down hugs”, much to my amusement.

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Chief, here’s how you compliment the lady who superbly polishes your knob:

“For she’s a jolly good fellatio,
for she’s a jolly good fellatio,
for she’s a jolly good fellatio,
that nobody can deny!”

Sung with gusto, of course.

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I get the feeling that I’ll be humming that song all day. Thanks, RTFirefly.

I hope I will have forgotten your version by the time I next hear the song, otherwise it might be difficult to explain the giggling fit.

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What about saying "My wife has the gift of tongues :wink: "

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They could call it “in before the lock”.

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Well … that’s definitely one way to resurrect a zombie.

Thread.

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Man, the turn of century was crazy times!

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25 years ago this was a question. Now you can just say ‘oral’ and no one will faint.

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If there’s any value for resurrecting this thread, let its purpose be in remembering what an asshole Jay Leno was.

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Depends on how well you do it.

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…it’s realizing how utterly stupid signatures were. And to think some message boards still use them.

Speaking of Law and Order, it was really weird to see Kevin Tighe use the term “oral pleasure” on a criminal intent episode. For some reason it sounded extra creepy coming from Roy DeSoto. I guess actors gotta act, though.