When all else fails, reboot.
The insurance company is not your friend.
Always be careful when shaving your testicles with a straight razor.
Always but your movie tickets with Fandango.com (I’m seeing X-2 tonight with Mr Wolf - yippee!!)
And hey, lets be careful out there.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
don’t make your mothers advice USE PROTECTION
er mistake
If you the phone company hasn’t checked the demarc and it’s after noon, go ahead and dispatch a tech with a new router. If you don’t they will definetly blame the problem on your equipment, and then you will lose another day of connectivity waiting for the tech and router to arrive.
Also, Let the Wookie Win
And Sometimes you’ve just got to say What the F***
It’s not paranoia if everyone is out to get you.
Empty what’s full, fill what’s empty, and itch where it scratches.
promise me I’m never gonna find you fake it
no no no
When using an edge-finder, remember to correct for half the diameter of the finder, or all your holes will be 0.100" off center.
Never invest in anything that eats or rusts. --Bill Veeck
Never pay full price. It’s always on sale somewhere.
Keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the stars.
Never urinate in a 40oz bottle, and then take a swig at 3 in the morning several days later.
Especially if you’re in Lapland and have been eating mushrooms
Hello, sailor!
Stay alive. Whatever occurs, I will find you.
Never post on the third page of a thread. It might die. And it will look like you killed it.