Welcome to the boards BigBadDogg 
My advices :
If it moves salute it, if it doesn’t paint it
Never turn right on a red light on the island of Montreal
If you don’t buy a lottery ticket, don’t cry to me you didn’t win.
You can never use too many vacuum tubes, light emitting diodes, or flip toggles.
With a square 9 volt battery and a little ingenuity, you can electrify a fudgesicle.
Never, never, go through the express lane if you’re over the limit. It’s just wrong.
finally “Blaze through life like a comet undeterred, unafraid, and unashamed”- Paul Chadwick
It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.
If you have to walk on thin ice you might as well dance.
If you can’t blind them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.
If you can keep a cool head while everyone else around you is losing theirs, chances are you don’t have a full grasp of the situation.
If it’s yellow sit and mellow,
If it’s brown flush it down.
Beware of the Big Green Dragon.
Either that or you’re the person running the guillotine.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he’ll be a mile away - and barefoot.
Never listen to advice.
I before E except after C
To thine own self be true
Always have a cite handy
Never put anything in your ear except your elbow.
B. It´s always option B.
Always add concentrated sulfuric acid to water and not vice versa!
Little Johny was a chemist.
Little Johny is no more.
What he thougt was H20
Was H2S04.
Remember, two wrongs don’t make a right. But three lefts do.
If it’s light and yellow, that’s juice there fellow!
If it’s dark and brown, you’re in cider town!
Don’t sweat the petty things, don’t pet the sweaty things.
Do not read this post.
You can fix most problems with baling wire, duct tape, and a checkbook.
Always use sunscreen.
the most useful sentence- it was like that when i got here
x=8
trying is the first step to failure
if its good to ya, its gotta be good for ya - Jerome
Just because the sign says “Wet Floor” doesn’t mean that you should.
Never forget, “Oh, good idea, boss!”
A handgrenade explodes in 4-5 seconds.