Never look in a laser beam with the remaining eyeball.
Don’t get even, get odd
I apologize if I’m starting to sound like a one-trick pony about this, but it cannot be said often enough:
If you have been drinking beer all night, DO NOT START DRINKING PEACH SCHNAPPS.
the horror, the horror
You can’t rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
Measure twice, cut once.
A pop fly down the third base line is the shortstop’s play.
It ain’t over 'til its over, but its over when the fat lady sings.
No, Crap Nelson is really not a good name for a baby…girl.
Um, not to make an issue out of this, but most of the posts on this thread are quotes from elsewhere. I’m only bringing this up as he’s a newbie, and I don’t understand why his quote was the one that got singled out here?)
Also, Dr. John did kinda put his own spin on it…unless that was part of the original quote?
moi
Newbie Defender[sup]tm[/sup]
If it seems like everyone around you is a bunch of jerks, it might not be them.
Always remember. They leave crazy people alone.
Put!
The Candle!
Back!
If it floats, flies, or fucks, rent it.
(P. J. O’Rourke.)
Look for the big W.
Tubing is where it’s at.
Have conversations with people whose clothes are not color coordinated. Make love in a hammock! And eat things that are bad for you, at least once in a while.
Red sky at night, sailor’s delight.
Red sky in the morning, sailor take warning.
Lefty loosey, rightsy tightsy.
Don’t ask me why.
When in doubt refer to rule #1.
Anyone who says money or brute force can’t solve any problem isn’t using enough of it.
Also, my grandfather told me that if you can’t pay cash for something, you probably shouldn’t be buying it in the first place.
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Resistance is futile…
Number One.
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Hope for the best, but be prepared for the worst.
Never take advice from a man with one tooth.
When the kids get quiet, be afraid.
Be oblong and have your knees removed.
Duck and cover.
You gotta’ know when to hold em’, know when to fold em’, know when to walk away and know when to run.
Close cover before striking.
Dare to be stupid.
Don’t fix it if it isn’t broke.
Shop smart, shop S-Mart.
If you want someone to believe something whisper it.
The sun will come out tomorrow, you can bet your bottom dollar.
this could get addicting!
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Actually, that is the salad fork. THe desert utensil is often placed above the plate. Oh, and you’re right, Batman does always win.
Never take health advice from someone who smokes.