Remember…
Good…Bad…I’m the guy with the gun.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Remember, you can’t always get what you want, but sometimes, you might find, you get what you need.
A kind word and a gun will get you more than a kind word alone. --supposedly Al Capone
BUT
A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than 100 men with guns – Mario Puzo, The Godfather (roughly, from memory)
Don’t fear the reaper.
Be afraid, be very afraid.
No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style.
Never trust a dead body.
A bird in the hand…
will give you a handful of bird shit.
Let your love fly like a bird on the wing
The way to Neverland is second star to the right, and straight on 'till morning.
When they tell you that the survey with your job application doesn’t matter for anything? Don’t believe them.
“Because I said so” becomes a lot more reasonable once you’re a parent.
And for those who want something original, here?s part of my post from a child-raising thread:
Discipline isn?t the absence of love; it?s the presence of giving a fuck.
Patty
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you should never pick your friend’s nose!
If it jams, force it. If it breaks… it needed replacing, anyway.
You don’t have to out-run the bear… you only have to out-run your hiking buddy.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
If you’re sitting at a poker table and can’t figure out who the sucker is, it’s you.
Do not inhale saliva.
If you can’t be with the one you love, honey, love the one you’re with.
don’t run with scissors
don’t eat the paste
don’t play ball in the house
Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
Never pat a burning dog!
Eat well!
Exercise daily!
Die anyway!
The early bird gets the worm, the late worm lived.
There’s nothing for getting something done like starting to do it.
Never trust a dog to guard your dinner
You cant hide brocolli in a glass of milk
It is okay to do this if the engine ain’t running.
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