INT – THE CABIN KITCHEN, NIGHT
*We see Chipacabra enter the kitchen, evidently on an important late-night mission. He moves stealthily down the stairs, into the kitchen, and glances suspiciously over each shoulder. Close on his eyes: they show a look of grim determination.
After a moment, he moves toward the refrigerator, opens it, and pulls out two bottles of Miller Lite.*
CHIPACABRA
Sweet.
*He pops open one of the bottles, drinks deeply. *
CHIPACABRA
Mission accomplished.
Suddenly, he looks up, at something or someone in the shadows of the kitchen.
CHIPACABRA
Who’s there?
Recognizing the interloper.
Oh. It’s you. What are you doing down here? Wait… you’re one of them, aren’t you? Those demon sons of bitches! Leave me alone! Don’t hurt me! I’m too good looking to die this early in the film!
*Seen only in shadow, the interloper raises a hand, points past Chipcacabra. His eyes widen… and suddenly a long spike bursts from his chest – he has been stabbed from behind. His mouth fills with blood, and he pitches forward with a thud. As quickly as it came, his attacker retreats into the darkness, even as the third occupant of the kitchen flees in the opposite direction.
CUT TO – the following morning. The group has gathered around Chipacabra, who has definitively not transformed into anything scaly or creepy. *
MRS. MCGINTY
Poor guy.
TOTAL LOST
This is bad news.
MHAYE
(Says nothing, because he’s dead, too.)
Chipacabra, The Complete A-Hole, Who Was Pro-Town (Martyr) has been Night killed.
MHaye, The Unctuous Plastic Surgeon, Who Was Pro-Town (Vanilla) has been, as well.
Day Two begins now, and will end at around 5:00PM on Saturday, October 16. Happy Scum-hunting!
PS - Please bear with me on your end-of-Night PMs. There are a lot, and they will take a few minutes.