“Looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mumma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress! I think you’ve been cheated!”
Since this thread is the one that finally got me out of lurker mode (2-3 weeks-apologies) I thought I’d add my point of view.
The insult in question-
“Did your parents have any children that lived?”-in itself isn’t that extreme, but in the context, I’ve always viewed it as a leading question, like a prosecutor baiting a defendant on the stand. In other words, the Gunnery Sergeant knows that the answer can only be an affirmation, and, when it inevitably comes from Private Pyle, he unsprings the realinsult. So the whole thing goes-
GS-“Did your parents have any children that lived?”
PP-“Sir, yes Sir.”
GS-“I’ll bet they regret that.”
The implication being that Private Pyle’s parents would have been generally happier had he been stillborn. For my money, I can’t think of anything more insulting.
Although I think that quote (as explained above) stands up on its own, you just cannot appreciate the level of vitriol Ermey interjects into Full Metal Jacket without having seen it- the first 45 minutes or so are the Sistine Chapel of profanity.
thanks Incensed, that makes much much more sense now that it has been put within the context of the dialogue. Wow.
as an aside…
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Should the term in question be spelt ‘dialog’ or ‘dialogue’? My dictionary says either one is acceptable, but surely there is one commonly accepted spelling?
Carnivorous Plant-The fat guy, aka Private Pyle played by Vincent D’Onofrio. Incidentally it is also the first exchange between the sadistic Gunnery Sergeant and the hapless private. No introductions, nothing, just “Did your parents…?” Talk about disconcerting.
Blalron- I never quite understood that one either. My (admittedly thin) conjecture would be that “short dicks”=“fucks over”, so that the Gunnery Sergeant is declaring that he will fuck over everyone in the world, including those in darkest Africa, in order to make Private Pyle a Marine.
I will motivate you if it cheats every cannibal on the Congo. Why cannibals on the Congo? Because it is alliterative. It doesn’t mean anything on its own any more than “fuck the dog” or “closer than a red c**t hair.” Why does it have to be red, just because it is.
If you want to know how to cuss, ask an NCO.
I always thought of “Did your parents have any children that lived?” as the equivalent of “You’re a walking abortion,” as in not really a functional productive human being.