Hyperglycaemia, weight loss, intermittent fasting, phentermine
What if a politician’s wife isn’t into/or able to be a politician’s wife?
“Sorry honey, but we need the Polish vote. Have another kielbasa.”
For the old Geezers of the Dope
Sammy Hagar Is 70!!!
Dammit, don’t remind me of how old I’m getting.
For the old Geezers of the Dope
Sexual assault isn’t funny
Dang it, first you took away all my ethnic jokes, and now this? :mad:
How does one define sexual freedom?
Should I be Concerned About This Relative Joining the Navy
I hear there’s a lot of “sexual freedom” in the navy.
Dopespotting: The Dog Semen Comic
I call shenanigans on this recipe
Translating Italian into English: what does “il crac” mean?
Welcome Mat
** What underlies mania?
Scotland and the British Empire**
Or, why some people go to see “Braveheart” for the 1,000th time.
My Cat Attacked Me and I Am Sad
So I got a Maine Coon kitten
Good move.
** What do you want as your epitaph?
Bitcoin as an investment?**
“The hell with this 401k nonsense - put it all into bitcoins!”
** How does one define sexual freedom?
Are there small, ordinary, daily things that make you happy for a little while?**
Yes, but they’re getting awfully antsy about it at work.
**MythBusters Proved This?
Is the Monster Mash song the Monster Mash song?
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Yes. MythBusters proved it!
Some People See Me as THE STRAIGHT DOPE
How do I straighten my umbrella?
I’m the straight dope cause I can’t straighten anything!
** Prepper type advice on looming war with N Korea sought
War with North Korea Imminent?**
I’ll believe it when they evacuate the Kardashians to the Space Station.
** Religious terminology, wrongly defined.
I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain.**
But no man has seen God.
Do you experience discrimination based on a group of which you are a member?
Some People See Me as THE STRAIGHT DOPE
**Misread thread titles
Antigravity? Do rocks float?
When Trump Speaks,
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So, flys are spongy and taste like wine.
Target holds off on Christmas marketing ----- NOT!
I can’t really get into the holiday mood until those jumbo bags of Candied Christmas Flies hit the shelves.
** So this morning I killed my first mammal…
Nigerian Man Dies When Charm Against Gunshots Fails to Work
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That’s harsh.
Even if he thought his charm would protect him.
Why does Utah have different concrete mixing trucks than everywhere else?
Wine with “notes of asphalt”?
It’s cause it was transported in a mixer. Like bucky.
**RIP-Fats Domino-Ain’t that a shame
Poke **
No movement; must still be dead.
So this morning I killed my first mammal…
I’d forgotten how nice being an exempt employee was…
I didn’t realize that was one of the perks.