**I did not need this…
It feels like I have a big booger in my nose, but I don’t
So this morning I killed my first mammal…
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Did you accidentally snort a mouse?
** So, I got a Maine Coon kitten
So this morning I killed my first mammal… **
What’s up next, a Burmese?
** Question regarding capitalization of body parts.
Would a person go to jail for this?**
Twenty years for blogging about the Vulva seems a bit harsh.
At least they didn’t mention Semprini.
** When EXACTLY did everyone start staring at their cell phones?
Chidope, fall 2017?**
When EXACTLY did everyone start staring at their cell phones?
Would a person go to jail for this?
If you hit someone while driving, possibly.
Sailors rescued after five months adrift
This Could Be The MMP
Why, were they rescued on a Monday morning?
First object from another solar system
So this morning I killed my first mammal…
How was I to know it was an Ambassador from an advanced civilization, instead of an armadillo wearing a suit?
** Question regarding the cutting of the umbilical cord
Why do school bus drivers open the door at railroad tracks?**
“C’mon kid, it’s part of growing up. And if you make it across the tracks ahead of the train, you’re in the club!”
** So this morning I killed my first mammal…
Barack Obama, juror **
I’m sorry, but it is funny. And he is a mammal.
**Creatonotos Gangis Moth
First object from another solar system **
Yeah, no way is this thing from Earth.
** Does anyone else have a hard accepting republican voters are decent people lately?
[Demonic] Possession is 9/10 of the law**
C’mon, it’s only 60% of the Ohio Legislature.
** What’s the favorite euphemism you’ve heard used to describe DJT’s lying?
Collection of Trump Lies, hypocrisy etc. **
Subtle.
**People who are good at math, can you look at an equation and intuitively understand what it means
People who use military (24 hour) time… **
I’m good at math, so I intuitively understand what 24 hour time means.
** Bikers and ball peen hammers?
WTF is up with “Chrest/Chrestians”? **
Doesn’t sound like your typical “turn the other cheek” sect.
** Cruise diary - my October vacation
So this morning I killed my first mammal…**
“I had no choice - he was hogging the buffet!!!”
** I had an abnormal screening mammogram.
So this morning I killed my first mammal…
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Sheesh! Try not to over-react!
** Sailors rescued after five months adrift
So this morning I killed my first mammal… **
And it was FLIPPIN delicious! See what I did there?
So this morning I killed my first mammal…
Wow, wasp stings HURT!
Misread thread titles
I think you misread that thread title.
HE is gay? Who the hell woulda thunk it…
Dracula AD 1972 et. al.
Hey! Just because he sucks doesn’t mean he’s gay, unless you’re a 90s gamer.
IS the phrase “I don’t see color” offensive?
scary pre-1970’s movies
Not if you’re watching a pre-1970’s movie.