What do you want as your epitaph?
Eating without any negative consequences
Except, you know, for the whole “death” thing.
What’s the worst properly prepared thing you have ever eaten?
The Batman Who Laughs
He was prepared, but he still tasted funny.
** Preventive MRI scan or scam?
Misread thread titles
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It makes a difference whether that last letter is an “N” or an “M”
Separated by one:
**Poll: How many females are open to the idea of ‘scat fetish’ in a relationship?
Nostalgic, evocative scents **
Do you believe in anything that’s paranormal?
Going out-Final Destination Style
** What is your preferred level of doneness for steak?
What do you want as your epitaph?**
“The tartare looked so juicy and delicious”
Are sloths dangerous?
What were the signs of a ruptured femoral artery?
**What’s the worst properly prepared thing you have ever eaten?
Frozen Brussel Sprouts
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Of course, I HATE Brussel Sprouts, so that’s not surprising.
** Suppose we could travel at near light-speed?
Poll: Pain or no pain?
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According to the Scanners, there is the Great Pain of Space. That’s why we have the Habermans.
Slow bleeding?
**Looking at Sexy People, and Being Looked At
Suppose we could travel at near light-speed? **
It’s The Amazing Adventures of Voyeur-Man!
“I could swear there was someone ogling me a hyper-second ago!”
How do I Skype?
Communication question for managers & execs
Would you have children if…
Trump is begging for help.
“I can’t have children now! My country needs me!”
** Exploding head syndrome?
Uncertain about Heisenberg’s Principle**
Yes, the head is actually half-exploded. Fizix is weerd.
** Would you have children if…
Exploding head syndrome? **
“Oh, quit yer crying, we’ll get Daddy a new head.”
**Why do some people try to “get in the head” of others?
Exploding head syndrome?**
Are/were ‘the vapors’ really a thing?
Is It Rock and Roll…or Not?
They were really a thing, but some people think they were pop.
**What were the signs of a ruptured femoral artery?
Exploding head syndrome? **
** Exploding head syndrome?
Anyone had any cosmetic surgery?
**
“well, Mr. Smith, in order to rebuild your head we’re going to need to take tissue from some other part of your body…”
** Tell me your kid (or you) turned out okay after this kind of atrocious behavior
Tell me about starting your own sm biz
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After my kid started his own small business, I thought I’d never recover…