** Exploding head syndrome?
Why do some people try to “get in the head” of others?
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**Why do you think some people are perpetually single?
Exploding head syndrome?
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“I mean, he’s a nice guy and all, but you’ll be in the middle of a conversation, and suddenly “BLAM!” his head explodes. It got to the point where I just couldn’t take it anymore.”
**Why do you think some people are perpetually single?
Car quality or lack thereof
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Asked and answered.
Why three primary colors? And why red, yellow, and blue?
What was this visual artifact I saw after hitting my head?
Recreational Drug Question
**Trick or Treating results?
Common foods with strange or dangerous properties
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You know you’re old when…
Great pyramid: new chamber discovered
And they let you out.
** 40 Million Kidde Fire Extinguishers Sold over Last 40 Years Recalled Safety Defect; Free Replacement
Have you ever used a fire extinguisher? **
40 million of them. And they were all defective.
** Can the US president carry a weapon?
Why would defusing a WWII “1.8 ton” bomb require a 1.5 km evac radius?**
“You can protest, but only in the next town over. He’s serious about using that thing.”
** Which of these Disney animated theatrical releases are you particularly fond of?
Kevin Spacey comes out in response to accusation of sexual harassment of 14-year old boy**
Disney?
What do you look for when you buy alcohol?
Car quality or lack thereof
Never buy vodka sold out of the trunk of an AMC Gremlin.
** Can A Corpse Become A Ward Of The State?
Sewer smell in bathroom**
We’ve got a couple dozen Glade Solids in there for when Uncle Bob takes a bath, but that just doesn’t cut it anymore. 
** I’m pretty sure I’ll be alone for the rest of my life. How do I make my peace with that?
Bought a house and got a cat**
Looking for some advice concerning my 401(k)
"White people don’t use washcloths."
And they save up to $10 a year in retirement!
Married Roman Catholic Priests - think it’ll happen soon?
I can’t do it anymore. (Work)
You might be able to do it soon. Or you could change jobs.
** A Sexy Gorgon Artwork, Nude
Stupid Republican idea of the day**
I dunno, the Gorgon might be the only G.O.P. candidate capable of beating Dianne Feinstein.
** King Crimson and…gay audience?
Spotting Star Trek actors in other programs
Kevin Spacey comes out in response to accusation of sexual harassment of 14-year old boy
Star Wars Episode VIII anticipation thread**
Sounds like the plot of a gay porn film.
** What things are considered “common sense?”
Married Roman Catholic Priests - think it’ll happen soon?
In our non-magical world, which items sound most magical?
The Interplanetary Tourism Board Wants Your Help
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** Sears Without Roebuck?
Would it be possible to supply enough venison to make a regular fast foot item.
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Dear poo medicine: Your packaging sucks
HurricaneDitka, you are just so full of shit
Well, if the labelling on the package were better, he wouldn’t be having that problem.
** What do you look for when you buy alcohol?
Which is the loveliest rabbit?**
Or pink elephant.