Are there any shared national values?
Why the venom for Hillary?
It would have been a lot better as:
Are there any shared national values?
Why, the venom for Hillary!
** Is my boyfriend still using
Married Roman Catholic Priests - think it’ll happen soon?**
If he isn’t using them now, he will be soon.
** Is my boyfriend still using
Married Roman Catholic Priests - think it’ll happen soon?**
If he isn’t using them now, he will be soon.
** Canned salmon from with best by date in 2008 - safe?
Is my boyfriend still using**
I wouldn’t worry, unless he’s also getting high on expired crabmeat.
Is my boyfriend still using
Have you ever used a fire extinguisher?
I’m told it gets you quite blazed.
Dog training dilemma
What equipment do they use in audio recording studios?
“SIT and STAY, Bandit! Remember, the volume on that monitor goes to 11.” (whine)
** Can anyone identify this classical music please?
Children’s songs your mom didn’t let you sing
Supergirl Season 3
The Flash Season 4
Hollywood Scandal
**
** Have you ever fainted? What was the experience like?
Were you a victim of Phonics?**
“Matt saw a cat with a rat.” “Auggghhh!”
** So I ran for city council…
I got my DNA test back **
Sorry, you need to have at least 38 chromosomes to be on the city council.
** I heard my first Christmas jingle radio ads today
No, No, No! (November rantings)
**
Ain’t it the truth. I already saw houses decorated for Christmas a couple of nights ago (no joke) It was only a week since Halloween.
Which is the loveliest rabbit?
Nostalgic, evocative scents
**Nostalgic, evocative scents
How bad, really, is pollution in Beijing? **
“Residents of Beijing were urged to curtail outdoor activities for the seventh straight day as dense clouds of freshly baked bread, new-mown hay, and baby powder continue to drift over the Chinese capital.”
"White people don’t use washcloths."
Most absurd lies you use to tease your kids
** Most absurd lies you use to tease your kids
Ice pick headache**
“Daddy, are you coming to hear our school assembly program of holiday songs from all over the world?”
“AAARGH! My head!! It feels like knives!!!”
** Ring the Church Bells 29 times…
In Flanders Fields **
It is Veteran’s Day
A spammer but too good to resist:
Strea dopa are vbes kowse ksiw
Do they teach thumb typing in schools now?
…cause man, those iPhone-posting skills could use some work!
Cut off on the home page:
South Africa going the way of…
Pajamas
** Is there a problem with being an online dating addict?
How Many Communist Countries Have You Visited?**
No need, what with all them hot Russki women websites.
** Pajamas
Nazi Bagpiper **
“Deutschland, Deutschland, Uber Alles” is a bit unnerving on bagpipes, but the footy pajamas with swastikas add a nifty touch.
**I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain.
Four letter words–Change 0 to 1 letter to make a new word **
Repeat: Change 0 to 1 letter, not two.