Fall of the House of Sequential Threads, Part MXLVII

** Do you wear strong scents? Should you?
Is food service a good career choice?**

Dousing yourself with scent is a good move, if you’re working in the meat department at Food Lion.

What does New Year’s Eve smell like?
Poor/unemployed/homeless people with cell phones

Only in Times Square just before the ball drops.

"You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to …"
Help with outdoor Christmas lights

Damn skippy! Now hand over those blinking red and blue lights now because they’ll look great on my lawn!

"You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to …
So, what’s up with New Jersey Rest Areas having no bathrooms?

“That’s too bad, buddy, but you can’t just use the handiest tree. Now do you want a lawyer or not?”

** Rainy day comfort food

St. Louis pizza is good! (Relatedly, TV critic Alan Sepinwall is a jerk.)

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** Who’s celebrated Thanksgiving outside of North America?
White Men-African Women**

Asked and answered.

**What makes neighborhoods “safe”?

Iraq before and after US intervention**

Staying in church to avoid arrest?
"You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to …"

Well I guess that didn’t work.

** Reptile people, and snaker-lovers unite!
Holding your own baby vs. holding someone else’s baby**

That’s not my baby, it’s been replaced with a reptile person!

**Does Anyone Else NOT Like Thanksgiving Food?
Wines That Go Well with Turkey **

If you don’t like Thanksgiving Food, ANY wine will do.

A world on 100% renewable energy. Is it feasible using the following method :
Disposing of historical records - 2000 sermons

Paper is only renewable in the medium term.

How important is it…
Holding your own baby vs. holding someone else’s baby

I’ll let you know after the hearing tomorrow.

Gun Control; Toddlers Shooting People
Aggressive panhandling is getting worse

“want CANDY!” “Go away, kid.” BLAM!!

:eek:

** Is it true that a roll of dimes or nickles can protect your hand in a fight?
Instead of eliminating the penny, why not just scale back production?**

Of melt them all and sell them as brass knuckles.

** Vegatarians eat birds?
Looking for idioms about experience**

Red…Robin (yum!)

Obvious things about a creative work you realize after the millionth time
Wines That Go Well with Turkey

D’oh! I just realized after watching Silence of the Lambs again, that I can drink Chianti with something other than human liver!

**I just scored a date in the most awkwardly way possible.

Now it’s Al Franken Accused of Sexual Harassment **

**I just scored a date in the most awkwardly way possible.
Leg Hairs Trapped in Trousers?

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** 2017 Mass Killings in the United States
San Antonio DopeFest 2k17**

2k17? Do that mean “Two kill seventeen”?

Charles Manson Has passed
Goodbye.