Fall of the House of Sequential Threads, Part MXLVII

Argentine submarine (44 aboard) goes missing
Have we had an “Ask the tall ship crewmember” thread yet?

Nope; we’re still waiting to hear back on the “Ask the Argentine submarine crewmember” thread.

Argentine submarine (44 aboard) goes missing
Have we had an “Ask the tall ship crewmember” thread yet?

Dear tall ship crewmember, have you seen the sub?

How do you effectively shop for large appliances?
What do you get adult children for Christmas?

Gonna need an awfully big tree to fit a fridge under it.

What to sedate a cat with?
Floor or ground

:eek:

** If you’ve ever wanted to send a message to the Pentagon, well, you probably already have.
This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife**

Wow! Today’s Army wants to join you!

I just paid $97 for my Thanksgiving turkey
This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife
SDMB Secret Santa Gift Exchange 2017

Someone’s getting a $97 turkey killed by hand with a sharp knife

** Why don’t people like the south?
Austrailians vote overwhelmingly for same sex marriage**

** Being told I have to take captured raccoons 5 miles+ away or else they return. Say what?
Reptile people, and snaker-lovers unite!**

Haven’t you always wanted to see if an 8-foot boa could handle an adult raccoon? And think of the savings on gasoline.

** How do you effectively shop for large appliances?
Keeping chile while camping no refrigeration **

Ummm, make sure it’s solar powered & has a carrying strap???

**Rats Taking Over Central Park?

Hey American Left: Can we stop calling people “trash?”
**
Can we call them “rats”?

A world on 100% renewable energy. Is it feasible using the following method
A Hip Replacement?? Damn. Say it ain’t so.

It ain’t so.

** Argentine submarine (44 aboard) goes missing
Charlie Rose , come on down! **

How low can Rose sink?

Now, Al Franken
What defines Punk Rock for you?

“Drop tuning, rebellion, and girls with yuge tracts of land.”

** Cognitive effects of masturbatory fantasizing?
Is Fox News really all that bad?**

Uncle Nemo gets so excited about tax-cutting, we’ve stopped inviting him over for Thanksgiving.

Doesn’t Uncle Nemo make the gravy?

What is the best Thanksgiving side dish?
Hollandaise sauce and pasta?

Probably not.

**Slimy men and their slimy words.
The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making **

**How to get residue off a cooking pot
Now it’s Al Franken Accused of Sexual Harassment **

Aw, c’mon! It’s just a little pan-fried semen!

A world on 100% renewable energy. Is it feasible using the following method :
Fasting

It would reduce the reliance on nonrenewables in agriculture.

Best mouse trap bait
What car should I get?

A Smart Car should fit in one of those big ol’ Victor traps, but you’d still be better off with a gob of peanut butter.