** A different people, same name question
Pies pies pies…**
I can never tell the Pies brothers apart!
**Poll: When you have a cough, what works for you?
Fasting
**
Republicans & Conservatism after Trump
It’s going to get a lot worse before it gets better
**What defines Punk Rock for you?
Songs about WD-40 **
Asked and answered
** Bald eagle sighted in Long Beach Ca
The American Thanksgiving MMP**
It was a bit chewy, but not bad with extra gravy.
** I just paid $97 for my Thanksgiving turkey
How did you learn to manage money?**
I paid $26 for our turkey.
** How are pump-and-dump schemes illegal?
Smoking after sex?**
The smoking will cause you to dump after the pump, but that doesn’t explain why it’s illegal.
If I like the political scheming aspect of fantasy more than the dragons and magic, I might like ___
Alternate versions of stories/performances you’d like to see
I hear the alternate version of Battle of Evermore was about the wrangling over who will be the next Queen of Light.
What are some things that can’t really be taught?
Smoking after sex?
**How can I sleep for 24 hours straight
Project MK ULTRA **
The main drawbacks are that when you do finally wake up you’ll be very, very hungry; you’ll really need to pee; and you’ll be a mind-controlled CIA assassin.
Best mouse trap bait
What To Do With LOTS Of Chicken Drumsticks?
Party with your rodent friends?
Nora, Theo, and…
The Mystery Bag
Nora and Theo were sad after their daddy went to Heaven. And they were even more sad when their mother married the man who insisted they call ‘Daddy’. He was not Daddy! No, no, never!
One day, Nora and Theo went into the garden shed – even though they were warned NEVER to go in there! Hidden in a corner, they found a bag. A Mystery Bag! It was heavy, and had something round inside. And it smelled funny, like the red juice that was leaking out of it…
And then I see this. ‘Mom arrested when grandpa finds baby corpse while getting Christmas decorations.’
Nora, Theo, and…
Prince Harry to marry Meghan Markle
The Royal Family has sure gotten pretty progressive!
**Getting ratted out for cheating…
Argentine submarine (44 aboard) goes missing**
The instructions on the can of Flex Seal said it was waterproof.
**What are some things that can’t really be taught?
Best mouse trap bait
**
Young Caine: Master Po, why did you put three sesame seeds and a hot pepper in that mousetrap? How did you know that would be good bait?
Master Po: You must learn how to feel what the mouse yearns for, Grasshopper. Some things cannot be taught.
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Gas stations where you paid after you pumped
How are pump-and-dump schemes illegal?
Not sure, but they’re a lot less common where you have to pay before you pump.
**Singing about it makes it OK
Videos that nearly ruin the song
**
Evidently one of the things that singing doesn’t make OK is a bad music video
Nora, Theo, and…
Invasion of the Space Germs
Nora and Theo were outside, LONG after they should have been in bed! ESPECIALLY after the incident with the Mystery Bag! As they looked up at the stars, something came streaking toward them. It was a meteorite travelling at thousands of miles per hour!
BOOM! went the meteorite when it hit the ground in front of them. Nora and Theo didn’t know the meteorite was covered with space germs. And they were hungry!
My brothers girlfriend had been cheating on him for a long time??
Girlfriend cant walk after orgasm
That’s a pretty big clue for him to have missed.
Media intentionally emphasizing less-inflammatory issues to duck tough topics
Have any of your Thanksgiving traditions changed recently?
That IS an inflammatory issue in my family.