**The Great Ongoing General Aviation Thread
And my budgie flock doubles in size!
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**In this country the question to ask your doctor when having a heart attack is not can you help me…
Where’s davidm? In the hospital recovering from a medical screwup.**
** How did you learn to manage money?
Getting ratted out for cheating…
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It’s tough getting a lesson in the School of Hard Knocks
**One afternoon and evening in Vegas
Should I have plugged this tire?
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Why not? What happens in Vegas…
**federal government shutdown
Electric eels? **
The government is shut down *because *of the electric eels? or is electric eels the answer to the shutdown?
Where does the Right think that job growth comes from?
primatene mist
Well, that explains quite a lot, really.
Nora, Theo, and…
My brothers girlfriend had been cheating on him for a long time??
With each other!
Net neutrality: now what?
Now, Al Franken
What draws British comedians to do the panel shows?
The answer to your question is Garrison Keillor
Logistics of the OR
Where does this cord go?
Don’t touch that it’s connected to my pacema
** Nora, Theo, and…
Prince Harry to marry Meghan Markle
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The Royal Family has gotten awfully progressive of late.
**Where’s davidm? In the hospital recovering from a medical screwup.
Barber cuts hair much shorter than directed
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Oh, come on – a bad haircut isn’t that serious. You can always grow it out again.
Where does the Left think economic growth comes from?
GoFundMe, Kickstarter or IndieGogo?
Probably all three.
** Nora, Theo, and…
My son just came out to us as trans**
**Nora, Theo, and…
Color Names We Love
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“Put the Nora vase on the Theo cabinet next to the Blue one.”
**Help me do the Republican thing
Why the hell did I get a fundraising appeal from Donald Trump?
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I suppose the Republican Thing would be to send the Orange Monster money, but I hesitate to recommend it.
** aceplace57, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Fuckin fuck fuck fuck
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**Dumb pets
I feel the earth move under my feet **
But it turned out it was just the cat trying to trip me again. (Hey fuzz-brain, if I die, you still don’t have opposable thumbs, so who’s going to feed you, huh?)
Nora, Theo, and…
The Food Courts are Expanding
They should really stop going to the food courts so much.
What are UPS, Fed Ex and the Postal Workers, policies on bathroom breaks?
So, Can I Take a Bath With My Space Heater?
** I feel the earth move under my feet
Why do women dress to expose their Belly Buttons?**
Control yourself, Congressman.
Weird things you’ve found in books
Dumb pets
I’m going to have to tie up the dog when I leave the house.
"How was your flight?" - “A bit bumpy above the Azores, but fine otherwise.”
“The door was on the latch” - what does that mean?
Aha - so that’s why the flight attendant never showed up with the drink cart. 