** Please please please give me any advice on how to secure my first real full-time job post-college.
Chew your food**
**All these men…
Masculinity on a College Campus
**
** Time to bring out the LARGE Star of David
Does this Christian Health Plan practice religious discrimination?**
To find out, apply while wearing that LARGE Star of David
**68-yr-old atheist gay male seeks social milieu to combat loneliness
All these men…
**
**Is it really so unusual to have never had a hug?
The transgendered can now enlist
**
Will they get a hug?
**For no good reason, I"m doing three minutes of open mic stand up in about a month
Chew your food
**
No one wants to see your unswallowed bolus while you’re trying to do standup.
How is it that all of the universe’s naturally occurring elements can all be found on earth?
Artificial photosynthesis
It’s pretty powerful.
**Plus or minus 2 acres
2% humidity - how is that possible??
**
Woulda been better reversed:
**2% humidity - how is that possible??
Plus or minus 2 acres **
…but you take what you can get.
Was it unreasonable for me to carry that much cash in the wallet?
Thank you to the good people of Alabama
I’m thinking it was only one guy who returned it to you but if you want to credit the whole state, that’s okay, too.
Someone is trying to pass your car but won’t make it. What do you do?
All these men…
If all these men are trying to pass your car on foot, you’re going too slow. On the other hand if you will “do” all these men, that’s your business.
Celebrities who have burst into flames?
Poll: Coke or Pepsi?
I’d say Pepsi.
** 68-yr-old atheist gay male seeks social milieu to combat loneliness
Non-believers: Ever wish you did believe?
**
How would you solve the equation 2+2X2?
Photons
It’s so hard I think we’ll need a quantum computer.
**Bitcoin question
Money belt or neck pouch **
I don’t think you’ve got the hang of this bitcoin thing.
** All these men…
Will the issue of divorce scare off men from getting married?
**
** Early days of the internet.
What were the 80s like?
**
You had to wait until your steam modem built up a good head pressure before you surfed the Intertubes, or else you’d stall out.
** What does b*** mean?
I’m going to try to learn to solve cryptic crosswords**
Nice!
You know you’re having a good time when…
"Kentucky lawmaker facing assault allegations kills himself"
Seems a trifle harsh.
** You know you’re having a good time when…
Time to bring out the LARGE Star of David **
Yeah, those Jewish frats rock.
** Things that are always wrong vs. things only wrong in a certain era
Colorado baker to serve gay couples **
Which I believe is no longer wrong