We send a message to the aliens. What’s the creepiest thing they could send back?
Opinions on Rolex watches
Ni-ice. Ve-ry ni-ice. Lo-ad 100,000 Ro-lex in the inter-stellar mo-dule, and you will not be destroy-ed.
We can send them to Bangkok for some cheap knockoffs. Planet saved.
Temptation resisted: one strategic post on my part just now would have resulted in this sequential threads combo:
Guys: How often does a lap dance end in orgasm?
Ladies: what makes for a good kiss?
Odd or incomprehensible things your parents said to you
Chew your food
That was pretty weird, but not as bizarre as “Sit up straight”.
**Major Amtrak derailment south of Tacoma
Boy, do I feel like an idiot **
They told me not to put the penny on the track! :smack:
(Too soon?)
Someone is trying to pass your car but won’t make it. What do you do?
Bitcoin’s going to crash. What now?
Brake so it will crash at a slower speed.
Best way to fund Trump’s impeachment?
Feasibility of establishing a new decentralized cryptocurrency.
Couldn’t we, like, just pass an appropriations bill, or something?
** We send a message to the aliens. What’s the creepiest thing they could send back?
Liberals hanging with Conservatives **
That is creepy
** Bitcoin’s going to crash. What now?
Liberals hanging with Conservatives **
…Dogs and cats living together…mass hysteria!
How can I have a house given to me?
Helping someone out at Christmas
Sometimes that works.
** What happens when the startup disc of a Mac is COMPLETELY full?
Origin of the Baptism Religion in the South. **
It’s the Blue Screen Of Death! Praise Jesus!!!
**The Great Ongoing General Aviation Thread
Major Amtrak derailment south of Tacoma **
‘Next time, try the plane.’
(Riff ref.)
**Odd or incomprehensible things your parents said to you
Are you porotecting your family? Why not?
**
** How many people have gotten away with a criminal act in their life time
defendants taking “you have the right to remain silent” to the most absolute extreme?**
Yeah, I ain’t posting in that thread nohow.
Hello from Vienna
The Braggin’ Thread
Yep. Here I am in Vienna!
Getting Nutrition On The Least Amount Of Money Possible
What happens if you literally eat shit?
:eek::eek::eek:
Where should I live?
How can I have a house given to me?]
If you find a way to have a house given to you, live there
** For no good reason, I"m doing three minutes of open mic stand up in about a month
Wrong number lady…30 min later STILL on the call.
Boy, do I feel like an idiot**
OK, your three minutes are up. :smack:
The Braggin’ Thread
I have inventoried my clothing
**What’s The Most Evil Ad Medium Ever Devised
Ask Donald Trump **
Asked and answered