**Songs about groupies
Is “Winter Wonderland” winking subtly at premarital sex?
Christmas Carols that really aren’t **
Winter Wonderland isn’t about Christmas. It’s about a groupie!
Who killed Batman’s parents?
Celebrity Death Pool 2017
Hey, don’t blame me for making the prediction. But watch out for Spiderman’s aunt Bessie in 2018.
** Fill outdoor concrete planters with what?
Parakeets (Budgies)**
Of course!
** Ask the person who just vacationed in Antarctica.
Where have all my extension cords gone?**
**Liberals hanging with Conservatives
A skilled swordsman with a Samurai sword vs a charging Kodiak Bear… **
Hm… A skilled, thinking human facing off against a mindless beast…
** Liberals hanging with Conservatives
Turn the heat up, or put on a sweater?**
You could just snuggle. On the other hand, blurggh.
** My son just came out to us as trans
What did Santa bring you? **
What were your DNA results?
Liberals hanging with Conservatives
Bitcoin’s going to crash. What now?
Tablets
Tablets are going to crash, too.
** Coke, Blackjack, and hookers on the high seas
Does the GOP Tax Law effectively repeal ObamaCare? **
No, but you gotta admit it’s lots of fun.
Coke, Blackjack, and hookers on the high seas
why didnt any Dinosaurs survive?
Those hookers are fierce! And insatiable. The dinosaurs just didn’t have the stamina. Also, sea-sickness.
When and where did civilisstion evolve?
Coke, Blackjack, and hookers on the high seas
** Anyone else here into hypnosis? Ask an amateur hypnotist anything
You Thought Reality Was Terrifying…Here’s Reality
Three reindeer walk into a bar…
**
Man, those hypnotists can make you believe anything…
**Humanity lasts for 1-10 million years. Where do you think we’d be?
Getting into basic woodworking **
“Well, first I explored the Known Universe in my Alcubierre-drive starship, then I uploaded my consciousness into the very fabric of space-time, thus transcending the limitations of mere matter. Then I thought ‘Hey, you know, I always wanted to try basic woodworking’.”
Boy, do I feel like an idiot
Ask the person who just vacationed in Antarctica.
Frostbite is a lot worse than sunburn…:smack:
**Capabilities of Key West Naval Air Station
Coke, Blackjack, and hookers on the high seas **
“The United States Navy: It’s not just a job, it’s an adventure!”
** 2017 Mass Killings in the United States
Human bones found in back yard
Ask the person who just vacationed in Antarctica.
Boy, do I feel like an idiot **
We found the bones, and when you get back, you’re under arrest, you idiot!
Does your job require you to do anything you consider unethical / immoral?
Mass Killings in the United States
Human bones found in back yard
Ask the person who just vacationed in Antarctica.
I’d be vacationing in Antarctica too, if I’d been doing that…
** Does your job require you to do anything you consider unethical / immoral?
2017 Mass Killings in the United States **
Here at AT&T Collections, we take non-payment seriously. :mad:
Arrest for bad hygiene?
Capabilities of Key West Naval Air Station
“Call in a drone strike, Mel didn’t shower today.”