Fall of the House of Sequential Threads, Part MXLVII

Ask the person who just vacationed in Antarctica.
I Can Has Gift-Wrapping Job?

Sure! Why not?

**The Genetic Makeup Of Modern Europe (No, This Isn’t A Thinly-Veiled Bit Of Racism)

why didnt any Dinosaurs survive?
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Explain new TVs to me
Do I have to choose DNS servers?

Depends on whether it’s connected to the Internet.

** What were your DNA results?
Left-handed people and mental illnesses/other problems.**

Yeah, it’s a shame to call them genes.

SEparated by one:
** Can I buy wholesale cigarettes from another state? (Wisconsin)

Dopers who have quit smoking please respond.

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**Ask the person who just vacationed in Antarctica.

The dog is fine. I am not.

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Dogs do better in the cold than people.

**We send a message to the aliens. What’s the creepiest thing they could send back?
Good winter gloves. **

What did they put on my car?
Bad subtitles…why?

Not sure but enjoy your Toyota Priapism!

It’s a new year, and it’s no longer Fall, so…

I’ve started a new Sequential Threads thread.