Fall of the House of Sequential Threads, Part MXLVII

** CanadaDope 2017: Celebrating the Sesquicentennial - “… and loving it!”
We are [almost] all diseased!**

But we had a great time!

Hurricane Irma [and Maria]
The De-Clutter and Clean Up Support Thread

What would free will on a human level look like?
Ignoring doctor’s orders

** What were the biggest screw ups you’ve been aware of at work?

Hurricane Irma [and Maria]

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What item have you discarded that you wish you had kept?
Oh boy: children, flutes, semen

You can only choose one. And if it’s the third one, we don’t want to know.

Let’s create Urban Legends!
Mass Killings in the United States

So you’re the one who came up with Bowling Green?

Single people, how do you eat?
Rice

Sounds simple enough.

** Let’s create Urban Legends!
We are [almost] all diseased!**

And we’re hiding under your car in the shopping center parking lot!

** Your MOST favourite…
Made-Up, False and Flat-out Wrong Trivia Dominoes **

Anything involving Chuck Pumpkins.

**Does dispelling free will do any good?

What would free will on a human level look like?
**

** Counting French Toast

Single people, how do you eat?
**
Yes – Counting French Toast, how do you eat?

**Somewhat new member
New member reporting for duty
Bermuda Triangle - may have claimed another victim **

Two of 'em, it looks like.

** I would like for my remains to be used as a…
Puzzle seen at the LA County Fair - can it be solved? **

That’s either a nose, or a xiphoid process…wait, I’ve almost got it…

From the Forums page:

Flying Chickens
Type ratings

You only need a type rating if the chicken weighs more than 12,500 pounds.

** Oh boy: children, flutes, semen
What to do in Dallas**

Yes, the choices are endless, but have you considered a nice barbecue restaurant?

Double meaning
Another brick from the wall

Do you ever wake up punching and kicking?
Why has my cat gone bonkers?

Maybe it’s because your cat was lying peacefully next to you on the bed and you woke up punching and kicking.

**What’s new in ovens?
Will my cat starve himself? **

Probably, unless you let him out of the oven.

Those for new gun control laws…
What’s new in ovens?

Do you know who else enjoyed new types of ovens?

Something I don’t understand about the Vegas shooting
What happened to all the torpedoes that missed

Those for new gun control laws…
What’s going on with my gums? Is it urgent?

Transposed from the Misread Titles thread.