Fall of the House of Sequential Threads, Part MXLVII

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
81

** Biochemistries on other planets

I really don’t want to die here.
**

And Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact, it’s cold as Hell.

82

** I had an abnormal screening mammogram.

Manopause
**
That IS abnormal

83

Was this a jerky thing to do?
Karate Massacre

Yeah, I’d say pretty jerky.

84

What will happen if I don’t pay a parking ticket issued by a private parking lot?
Karate Massacre

85

** What do you want as your epitaph?
I really don’t want to die here. **

86

What do you want as your epitaph?
Karate Massacre

87

** Gormless Twit
Mandalay Bay (Las Vegas) shooting**

I’d use a stronger insult. Like fucking evil asshole.

88

**How unhealthy is the United States really?

I really don’t want to die here.
**

89

Another kind of nasty person
Finally got sober.

90

Small Pockets in Men’s Pants
I really don’t want to die here.

91

**Another kind of nasty person
Finally got sober
**

A mean drunk?

92

** I shaved my balls for this?

If I give a smart ass answer to a police question, is that cause for a warrant?

**

93

**Poorly chosen wedding songs
Not getting four seasons. **]

Is that Frankie Valli’s group or the Vivaldi one?

**Memes you hate?
1 in 7 white households has over a million dollars in assets? **

Horrible meme. And it doesn’t apply to me.

94

**Hypothetical: Who are you, again?
The old man the boat.
**
You’re the old man the boat what?

95

**What’s the first school field trip you remember going on?
SWAT practice near me
**

Sounds like it was a pretty tough neighborhood.

96

I’m looking for a video on authentic Manx.
Do we know what happened to man?

It’s certainly not on video.

97

** Giada De Laurentiis-would somebody give that woman a sandwich???
Oscar Mayer Hard Salami has turned to garbage**

Then hold off on the sandwich

98

** What’s the best month to visit Paris?
Clothing Optional Question **

July. I love it in the springtime, but goose bumps are unattractive.

99

** A question on bump-firing
How To Stop a Chihuahua From ‘Cocking a Leg’ In the House**

Really, any conventional semi-automatic weapon should be up to the task.

100

How many names are you known by?
Indiana Jews and the Temple of Broomstick

Okay, that’s two. Who has more?