Fall of the House of Sequential Threads, Part MXLVII

**NOW I remember why I don’t wear these pants: Workplace wardrobe malfunctions
I shaved my balls for this? **

Never did the “separated by one” thing, but:

What do you want as your epitaph?

and

** Blown Head Gasket? What do you think?**

really belong together.

They’re sequential now – I came in to post them

**I used to think all apples tasted the same. And then I discovered…
“Morty! McDonald’s is bringing back szechuan sauce for one day only! ONE DAY ONLY MORTY!” **

Mmmm, apples with szechuan sauce…

Buying Used Car and Seeking Negotiating Tips
Choosing a new cat: is it possible to predict personality?

From the “Misread Titles” category.

** What do you want as your epitaph?
Lousy Lower Lip problem**

**So How are you celebrating Indigenous Peoples Day today?
I shaved my balls for this? **

The Native Americans are well known for their “manscaping” customs.

**What goes through your mind on a fast rollercoaster?
Another brick from the wall **

Like a bug’s rear end, eh?
Clothing Optional Question
How bad is the pink for October in your area?

It’s been cloudy around here this week, but I’d still recommend sunscreen.

** If you could rename any band, what would be a better name?
Real Parmesan cheese
**
It’s better than Hoobastank.

** What goes through your mind on a fast rollercoaster?
Ignoring doctor’s orders**

Well, I don’t see why I needed to wear the neck brace, and Yeeeaarrrrrrgggghhhhhhhh!

What happens when the robots (peacefully) take over?
Should we crack down on psychiatric meds?

“You-don’t-need-the-Zoloft.” “Hey!!!”

** You think it’s okay to take a 6 year old to a P!nk concert?
How bad is the pink for October in your area?**

** Women, how bad is it when a man approaches you?
For your single friends, do you know their next of kin?**

That bad, huh?

Unfortunately these are in the wrong fora to ever be close together but applying imagination we could have:

**Going to Greece, any tips?
“Bend Over for the Trojan” - The 0-16 NFL Season Thread (2017 ed.) **

**What goes through your mind on a fast rollercoaster?
Future of AI **

“The TerrorTrack! 9000 is the most reliable hypercoaster ever made. No TerrorTrack! 9000 has ever made a mistake or jumped the track. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.”

**Who rides in front when an elderly relative is a passenger?

The slowest car in the World
**

Putting parents in a nursing home. How did you approach it?
camping entertainment in South East Minnesota

Shady Pines sounds like a lovely campground, right gramps?

** Moment of mammalian birth. First breath
How do I turn my income into capital gains?**

Those Koch children are sure precocious.

How unhealthy is the United States really?
I really don’t want to die here.

Eh, quit whining and finish your cheeseburger omelette.

**Let’s create Urban Legends!
Child organ trafficking in Europe? **

**What is Donald Trump’s IQ?
How far is that from me? **

Assuming that you’re smarter than a turnip, quite far indeed.