**NOW I remember why I don’t wear these pants: Workplace wardrobe malfunctions
I shaved my balls for this? **
Never did the “separated by one” thing, but:
What do you want as your epitaph?
and
** Blown Head Gasket? What do you think?**
really belong together.
They’re sequential now – I came in to post them
**I used to think all apples tasted the same. And then I discovered…
“Morty! McDonald’s is bringing back szechuan sauce for one day only! ONE DAY ONLY MORTY!” **
Mmmm, apples with szechuan sauce…
Buying Used Car and Seeking Negotiating Tips
Choosing a new cat: is it possible to predict personality?
From the “Misread Titles” category.
** What do you want as your epitaph?
Lousy Lower Lip problem**
**So How are you celebrating Indigenous Peoples Day today?
I shaved my balls for this? **
The Native Americans are well known for their “manscaping” customs.
**What goes through your mind on a fast rollercoaster?
Another brick from the wall **
Like a bug’s rear end, eh?
Clothing Optional Question
How bad is the pink for October in your area?
It’s been cloudy around here this week, but I’d still recommend sunscreen.
** If you could rename any band, what would be a better name?
Real Parmesan cheese
**
It’s better than Hoobastank.
** What goes through your mind on a fast rollercoaster?
Ignoring doctor’s orders**
Well, I don’t see why I needed to wear the neck brace, and Yeeeaarrrrrrgggghhhhhhhh!
What happens when the robots (peacefully) take over?
Should we crack down on psychiatric meds?
“You-don’t-need-the-Zoloft.” “Hey!!!”
** You think it’s okay to take a 6 year old to a P!nk concert?
How bad is the pink for October in your area?**
** Women, how bad is it when a man approaches you?
For your single friends, do you know their next of kin?**
That bad, huh?
Unfortunately these are in the wrong fora to ever be close together but applying imagination we could have:
**Going to Greece, any tips?
“Bend Over for the Trojan” - The 0-16 NFL Season Thread (2017 ed.) **
**What goes through your mind on a fast rollercoaster?
Future of AI **
“The TerrorTrack! 9000 is the most reliable hypercoaster ever made. No TerrorTrack! 9000 has ever made a mistake or jumped the track. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.”
**Who rides in front when an elderly relative is a passenger?
The slowest car in the World
**
Putting parents in a nursing home. How did you approach it?
camping entertainment in South East Minnesota
Shady Pines sounds like a lovely campground, right gramps?
** Moment of mammalian birth. First breath
How do I turn my income into capital gains?**
Those Koch children are sure precocious.
How unhealthy is the United States really?
I really don’t want to die here.
Eh, quit whining and finish your cheeseburger omelette.
**Let’s create Urban Legends!
Child organ trafficking in Europe? **
**What is Donald Trump’s IQ?
How far is that from me? **
Assuming that you’re smarter than a turnip, quite far indeed.