I believe the plural for penis is cocks.
I get the penis-enhancement as well as the breast enhancement (You too can grow your breasts an entire cup size!!) spams, along with the “You can look 10-20 years younger if you pay us an exorbitant amount of money!” spams.
So if I wanted to, I could magically transform into a she-male with DDD breasts and a huge penis who appears to be anywhere from ages 3 to 13.
Sign me right the fuck up!
:smack:
I believe there’s a hentai fetish that involves just that very subject.
You should see what it did to my cat.
No, it’s penises.
So that’s where mine went.
Harumph. At least you got a pill. I did one of the early ones, the surgical procedure. What they did was transplant the trunk of a baby elephant onto my groin.
The first time that I went out on a date after the surgery was very embarrassing, because while we were sitting at the table, the trunk unzipped my fly and grabbed a dinner roll off the table. The lady I was with was, quite understandably, very amazed and asked for a repeat performance. The trunk obliged. But I had to turn her down when she asked for another, because there wasn’t enough room up my ass for another dinner roll.
or been able to roll over!
If it grows big enough can I claim it as a tax deduction?
If not, can it at least be used as a rototiller in my garden?
I do believe they can be beaten into plowshares.
Y’know, I think I was sittin’ next to Clothahump at the movies the other day.
I was WONDERING what was eating all my damn popcorn…
Uh, yeah, I know. I was making a little funny. Tee hee hee and all that.
Demise bud, a lotta what I say is just there for sillyness. Or to be silly on someone else’s sillyness. This was one of those occasions (insert smiley here).
When I opened this thread, I got a pop up add for male enhancement pills. Coincidence?
Ahh. I don’t get whooshed too often. Congrats. 
I never get these emails.
I think I’m missing out on the whole internet experience.
Yeah, for a dollar 29 you can buy my used underwear on e-bay.
…you never get these emails?
Lor’, I have one email box that gets nearly nothing except:
(a) Offers to sell me drugs that will give me erections like a length of steel pipe,
(b) Offers to sell me a special secret that will enlarge my dick beyond the ken of mortal man,
© As (b), except instead of a bigger dick, they’re trying to sell me bigger tits,
(d) Offers to sell me pictures of *********, nude;
(*Britney Spears)
(*Jennifer Lopez)
(*Martha Stewart)
(*all of the above, furiously engaging in kinky sex, all together, all at the same time)
Nope, nary a one. If I could find the secret to my email invisibility, I’d bottle it and sell it. Soon I’ll be rich, RICH I tell you! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Hola!
I enjoy my penis because when I need to pee, I just stand up and go, no bathroom required.
SENOR