Well, according to abcnews, Suri means Princess in Hebrew. So I guess that would make her Princess Cruise.
I have no idea how big it is, but apparently, you can make brownies out of it!
(I’m not kidding either - on a crazy-ass mom board I’ve read, there are those who freeze and use the placenta in meals…apparently, placenta brownies are a big one.)
I have never requested the pukey smiley before now.
E.
boy, oh boy, did countdown have a great time with that announcement!!! so funny.
oy! apple. suri. sigh, almost makes you remember a name like agatha fondly.
And I’m sure she’ll get treated as such. I feel sorry for the other kids.
d’oh.
I meant :
I feel sorry for the other Cruise kids.
I think it’s a good thing it was a girl. I was afraid a boy might get saddled with the name L. Ron or Xenu. I do feel sorry for the kid though because of what she was born into.
Suri, huh? I wonder if she has any hair yet? Perhaps maybe just a little around her head, so she’d be the Suri with the fringe on top.
Hey, I weighed 7.7 when I was born, too.
I wonder who the father is.
Also, I wonder if Katie will stop trying to act now.
Definitely a daddy’s girl then. 
Somewhat perversely, I feel better knowing I’m not the only one thinking this.
How exactly is one fitted with a pacifier?
Sounds a lot like a “ball gag” to me. :eek:
In all fairness, thats probably not true. Tom denied it, and explained that it measn the people around the mother should be quiet, not the woman giving birth.
And now Suri Cruise has her own Wikipedia entry
Geez, that didn’t take long.
To recap her stats: 7 pounds, 7 ounces, and a lifetime’s worth of baggage at 12 hours old. That’s what happens when your dad (allegedly) is placenta-eatin’ Tom Cruise and your mom gets a ball gag with her epidural.
What was Brooke’s daughter’s name?
I seem to have missed the references to Tom eating the placenta, was this in some other article or interview?
If Katie were smart she would have made sure that the kid’s last name was listed as Holmes on the birth certificate. If that jerk wants a baby, make sure you get the wedding first.
Grier Hammond Henchy, after the sperm donor and the place where she was conceived and Brooke’s husband.
Wouldn’t it be cool if somebody switched the babies at birth as a prank? Or if Katie told Cruise she has postpartum on a special episode of PUNK’D?
Grier Hammond.
According to a satellite radio news show I heard tonight Cruise says he made the comment as a joke about how weird he’s perceived of late but it was taken seriously by the reporter and the public (and the guy he hired to cook the placenta).
My local news just aired the story of the birth. They lauded Cruise as a “first-time father”. As if adopted kids don’t count.
I have read that they actually broke up months ago, but had agreed to live together until the birth and then separate. I know it’s tabloid, but they seem so awkward around each other, that I have to wonder.
One interview with him that I read said that Katie was present, and smiled the entire time, but seemed “vacant”. Poor girl, she has to be wondering what she’s gotten herself into.
I nearly snorted coffee through my nose after reading that!