Ah. Interesting. I wonder if her middle name is Ce or Ec? I gues sit could have been worse, they could have gone with Cursie.
The more I hear Cruise referred to as a first time father or it specifically pointed out that the other kids were adopted the angrier I get. It shouldn’t matter, they are his kids, too! This is his 3rd kid.
So how long do you think before she gets knocked up again? Because I think the deal was that she was supposed to provide him with a male heir.
Woo hoo! They can resume sexual relations…since apparently Scientologist expectant moms abstain. And that will change things how??
He made a joke about it in GQ (no, the magazine) which was then picked up and reported as serious.
The gossip mill also says that Tom wants Katie to sign away full custody in case they ever break up. :eek:
But of course the same mags quote him as saying he’ll never let this woman go. :eek: :eek:
Speaking of placenta, how about the rumor that Nicole Kidman kept part of hers from her miscarriage, to prove that it was Tom’s baby. (I just assumed he divorced her when she got pregnant as he knew it couldn’t be his.)
Or his fourth, if you count the miscarried baby.
When he amd Mimi Rogers divorced, I remember hearing rumors that part of the reason was that he couldn’t perform his husbandly duties. If this was due to him being gay or otherwise, take your pick.
I read an interview with Nicole Kidman where she says that Tom bugged her phone when they were in the divorce process. She said she’d answer the phone and say “Hello Tom, are you listening?”
Keep in mind this is just some random message board-but someone was speculating Tom has a genetic disorder that prevents any of his offspring from coming to term: It would explain a LOT, if this were true.
Creed sucks as well.
Geeze, now I’m imagining Scientologist Rock. Preferably by taking love songs and replacing “babe” with “L. Ron.”
Well, the rumor on some gossip websites (and TV shows) is that the child’s full name is: Suri L. Ronette Holmes-Cruise ( or Cruise-Holmes, whichever).
Who knows it that’s true, but I wouldn’t doubt it.
Oh, another gossip website pointed out an interesting point: Suri sounds a lot like “Surrey,” the region of the UK where L Ron’s old house is (also the UK headquarters for the Church). Coincidence? Who knows.
If we were talking about almost anybody else, you might have a point. But we’re talking about a crazy public nuisance who lacks the characteristics you’ve mentioned.
I don’t know… why not just name her Surrey if that was true? It’s not as if they’re keeping quiet about being Scientologists.
Just that he’s made such a fracken huge deal about Katie being pregnet and then going completely over the top when accused of being gay, many people suspect he’s gay.
And didn’t his marriage to Kidman get anulled(Which can happen if no sex occured)?
Yes, it was anulled, on her part, because she wanted to get married in the Catholic church to her fiance, Keith Urban. But NOT because it wasn’t consumated, but supposedly because of his Scientology crap.
However the feminine forms “Satana” has a certain appeal.
And no one can forget the popularity of “Beelzebuba” in the South.
Enjoy,
Steven
I read an article about a week ago that said that sex with Katie was fantastic. I can’t imagine having that shared with the press.
I’ve always thought they were both a bit odd looking. I’m guessing the kid’s gonna look goofy at 15.
And I really shouldn’t have googled “placenta” (images). *THAT *comes out of a woman’s body? One more reason to add to the list of why I’m not having children.
Here is an interesting website I happened upon this morning:
From this article I found on religionnewsblog originally appearing in the Witchita Eagle (also this morning):
That beautiful moment, captured on film.
Surrey is also a rather scuzzy area of Vancouver. Coincidence??!?!?! Yeah, probably.