I just read (US magazine) that words can affect the baby/child. bad words have a bad effect, which is why some are raised in Scientology schools, where no one says “bad boy” but “your actions were wrong”.
You’d name a girl Xena. Everyone knows that. Besides, Xenu is the bad guy. A Christian would never name thier kid Satan, or Beelzebub.
Sorry, I always run the other way when the Scientologists come around. I only knew the name was associated with them. I thought he was their prophet or something. Anyway, to he stuffed people in volcanos and then blew them up with H-bombs? Wasn’t that overkill?
It hit me as I was drifting off to sleep last night. In order to remember it when I woke up I had to sing it over and over to myself.
If I hear one more reported refer to the spawn as their “TomKitten” I will not be held responsible for my actions.
There is a special circle of hell reserved for those who come up with names like “TomKat”, “Brangelina” and “Bennifer”.
I’m sure a lot of people feel the same way. We’ll band together and cleanse the world of its evils.
But not Filliam H. Muffman! 
Xenu was always the odd one in the family. As an intergalactic warlord he wasn’t exactly a role model. He’d have a few too many drinks and go through violent mood swings. He admitted to being drunk when he pulled that kidnapping/volcano stunt. So he screwed up, and yeah, if he hadn’t used the H-Bombs that whole body thetan business wouldn’t have gotten started, and $cientologists would have nothing to audit away or charge so much for. So $cienos and non-$cienos alike have reason to hate the bastard.
Me, my nickname plenty of elsewheres is “Xenu’s Sister,” so I have to defend him, even though he’s a putz. $cientologists (those who have paid enough money to know about him, anyway) hate him, so he can’t be all bad.
The story of Xenu in Post #60 is true (well, that’s what $cienos believe anyway).
The story of Xenu in Post #65 is not true, to the best of my knowledge.
That a Google ad is saying “Vishy Vaginal Odor” as I’m typing this is absolutely true.
Not absolutely true, but it would be had I spelled it correctly. slaps forehead
Fishy, not Vishy.
I see it too now. Yick. What the hell?
Oh Marley, I’m so glad you saw it too…now the ads are about innocuous baby things. I think they’re trying to drive us crazy.
Perhaps Google knows something about Katie that we don’t know?
Ewwwww.
I blame Xenu. He smells fishy, right?
Yeah, I’d say the whole Xenu, body thetans, Scientology thing is pretty fishy.
Do you people have no humanity? This man and woman have a child together. Is there no decency? He tries to find creed, and you stone him and his innocents.
Yeah, they have a child together – but whose child? I think that’s the real question. 
What’s wrong with a little poking at more-than-slightly-crazed celebrities?
Things Suri Cruise has to look forward to in her life (from yesterday’s New York Post):
- Being taller than her father when she is 7 years old.
- Jumping up and down on “Auntie Oprah’s” couch on playdates.
- The premiere of Mission Impossible 16
- Never ever being allowed to watch South Park
- Being eyed hungrily at Scientology Meetings by Kirstie Allen.
- The glorious day when our L. Ron Hubbard Overlords descend to earth in their spaceships and free us of our earthly bodies
and the biological part is still in question.
Why is it in question?
Cruise has been dogged by rumours of being so far back in the closet he can see Narnia since… well, forever.
Take the C and the E off of Cruise, rearrange the rest, and see what you get.
That’s normal, all right.