Do my best Chauncy Gardener impersonation, and intone, “I like to watch.”
The truth is, if I want to watch something sexy, I look at ______
the Zoo. Cause, I am weird.
The Zebra had a problem_______.
…with differential equations.
The first step to solving difficulties eq’s is…
…started painting ceramic skulls for Day of the Dead celebrations.
My creations were a little different in that…
… I chose to paint skulls as if it were Thanksgiving instead.
So I use paints that are …
Invisible. I think they look prettier that way.
My artistically challenged grey cells____.
… demand that I use putty knives instead of paintbrushes.
Still, my attempts have been lauded by …
…the ghost of Roger Ebert.
He rates the afterlife…
. . . two thumbs up.
He’s creating a screenplay in the afterlife called __________________
Bury Me with Thumbs Up.
It takes two to. . .
. . . carry a piano to another place.
It takes three to ____________________
make a jazz trio.
Smooth jazz is completely pointless unless…
…you’re trying to go to sleep.
While in Slumberland, be sure to…
Look for Nobody.
I need two messengers because__________
the first one can’t multitask.
I’m great at multitasking because I can…
…fingerspell D-O-G on one hand, and C-A-T on the other, at the same time.
This is where the party ends. . .
…it ends with tongue kissing the host.
I am not the host but I will accept…
…a crack rock and a reach around.
Some people like the crack cocaine …
…payment for anything you broke.
To make a long story. . .
some people like cracked lobster. Go figure.
To make a long story. . .