…I’m a little slow myself.
(sorry about the flub ¼ mile up the page)
Maybe I’m naïve but watching My Strange Addiction, I never knew that you could get addicted to…
Laser pointers and making cats turn flips.
I only play with cats because_____.
Im a weird, lonely woman.
Who’s down for good ole game of______.
The ole ultraviolence followed by the ole in and out?
The last time out with me fellow droogies was yarbles since…
The winter solstice.
I appreciate the summertime and long______.
…, slow roasted crown rack of spam.
Reporting spam is…
… likely to get me buried underneath a couple of pallets’ worth of Hormel products.
But, you know, it’s not bad; Spam goes well with …
Granite countertops and tips from here.
I don’t throw rocks in______.
…lifesize terrariums.
When Godzilla attacks, I always…
try to run against the crowd of terrified Tokyo residents, not with them.
Tokyo is OK, even when giant radioactively-mutated monsters attack, but I really prefer _______________
…New York City, where the Statue of Liberty got decapitated by Cloverfield.
NYC is also famous for…
an annoying adult elf, a giant ape swatting biplanes from atop the Empire State Building, and some clown in a costume swinging around and shooting webs everywhere.
I wish all those superheroes in New York City would just ____________________
…spread out across the country and give someplace else a chance.
Superman’s greatest power is…
fitting in those tights of his.
It must be exhausting having superpowers because…
…with great power comes great power bills.
If Prof. Wertham were alive today, he would…
Sing a chorus at the bar for old-time sake.
I would leave if_________.
I could just get a cab.
Anna Maria Alberghetti. . .
Is one “A” short of being an alliterative name.
Whenever i see a pitbull i think_____.
“awe, who wants to tear the face off a baby? Is it you? yes it is. You would tear so many faces off babies, yes you would!”
My chihuahua rips the brains out of…
… his doggie toys, but he runs in terror from any other animal.
Heck, sometimes, he even runs from …