…I whipped it out and made a devil’s face when my sentence was read.
I was in court because i had been arrested and charged with…
being so DAMN sexy!
The last time I went to a night club, I…
…impersonated an officer…and performed lewd acts.
If you would like to hear your options in English, press…
My skirt.
I am skirting the issue by_______.
I am skirting the issue by wearing hot pants.
My dog pants because …
I’m wearing hot pants. We’re weird that way.
Being weird can be interesting as long as you…
…don’t get caught performing lewd acts.
Given the choices of door #1, door #2, and the mystery box…
… always choose Door Number 3, because if Monty didn’t mention it, there’s gotta be something good behind it.
Unless, of course, Monty didn’t mention Door Number 3 because …
It was a trip to no-wheresville. Close to where I live, by the way.
We could meet at the______.
…burned out meth lab. No, not the one you’re thinking of. The other one.
Come to think of it, there are burned out meth labs…
… all over the east side.
So let’s instead meet up at …
…the Andy Williams’ Blue Moon theater in Branson.
From there…
. . . we’ll travel to Paris.
I hear the food is great there; we can order ___________________
takeout.
The last time I had food delivered…
…it was delivered by Danny DeVito himself.
While eating pizza, I listen to…
…they forgot the rice.
Either the wallpaper goes. . .
or you go.
I’m ok either way because…
…Both sexes turn me on.
I can’t continue to feed this growing_____.
…whatever it is in my mind, but
don’t think that requires you to …
pick me, love me or whatev.
When I watch ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ I always_____.