… turn the sound off during commercials.
Funny thing, that show just gets me …
. . . stressed about health problems.
I’d prefer to watch. _____________
…Legion and support Danny Haller for president.
After mutants take over the world, we’ll see…
… the joke, “Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos” made illegal.
But not much else will change because …
…people are harder to change than the tires on a VW.
It’s my party. . .
So cry if you must.
I never party without____.
… plenty of tissues to mop up the tears.
Strangely enough, at funerals …
But that doesn’t matter much,
Because I have …
A serious case of immortality.
I am not vampire but I am_____.
… strangely attracted to other peoples’ blood.
Except for those people who …
… also have an affinity for blood.
And now I find …
myself doing the Hokey-Pokey.
After the meds wore off…
I turned myself around.
When I turn around too quickly…
. . . I become discombobulated.
When I see someone online with their hair on fire, I _______________
… resolve not to buy drugs from that guy again.
Later today, I plan to …
… sit on the front porch and watch the world go by.
I usually enjoy a summer shower, except …
once in awhile a bath is nice.
One time I was taking a bubble bath…
I realized how creepy those Mr. Bubble commercials were.
Seriously, would it have killed you to. . .
Let me have a private bath?
When I see peepers I always______.
… think, “Jeepers, creepers, where’d you get those peepers?”
I tried to get my cat to play wih my laser pointer, but …