…one that has a goat on a train.
The farmer got on his tractor and realized…
…he had but a stoat on the train by mistake.
Most railroad engineers prefer…
Blonds. Ask them, you’ll see.
I wish I was on the Polar Express because____.
…I could really go for some hot chocolate right about now.
I still believe in…
…Ingrid Bergman not getting on the plane, every damn time I watch the movie.
It is a truth universally acknowledged. . .
That she bogarted that movie completely.
I never told them to play it______.
like Dooley. They wouldn’t have gotten it.
Here’s. . .
lookin’ at you.
You thought I was going to say, here’s…
The beef.
You thought I was gonna say “Here’s ______.”
“Johnny”!
On the other hand Jack might
Be shining you on.
I saw the movie and_______.
it was mildly awful.
But Shelley Hack was…
…mildly awful as Charlie’s least talented Angel.
Shelley Duvall, on the other hand. . .
Made Popeye happy.
I told Sweetpea about______.
… that incident where Olive Oyl–well, you know.
And she had a difficult time …
…hamburgers dressed with fresh spinach.
Wimpy overheard and tried it. As he swallowed, he said…
I’ll gladly never reimburse you. Yuk!
Bluto gave the best response by_____.
…belching loudly and striding away.
But Swee’Pea had a different…
Spelling than upthread, but he/she is the same infant.
You can tell_____.
…a lot about a man by the shine of his trombone.
The kid behind the organ…