…went missing 4 yrs ago.
The cause of death was determined to be…
…suffocation by shower curtain.
If the pineapple looks like it’s smiling…
Invite him in.
Otherwise fruit cocktail_____.
… would be the default from here on in.
In other news, this little guy had quite the adventure when …
… he found only televisions watching him.
Then he only watched back because …
…he craved the attention.
That man went on to become…
…the smiling pineapple currently relaxing on your davenport.
Now turn off the TV if you want…
…and go outside and play.
The friendly neighbors…
Are living in a pinespple under the sea.
So we planned a______.
fishing trip, and Mai Tais.
Nice hat. . .
you’ve really got the head for it.
Thinking about…
…offering a hat to the smiling pineapple on the davenport.
Care to finish my…
Peanut butter sammich?
I missed my ride to_____.
Funkytown; won’t you take me?
The line-dancing cowboys never feel like…
. . . sitting down.
Tonight will be the ____________
Folksong Karaoke team challenge.
I am seeded_____.
…weeded and beated.
Tomorrow will be my day to…
eat a muffin and go back to bed. Repeat as needed.
I Ilike to spread my bran muffin with…
You don’t want to know.
I like to spread out my______.
…weasel skins on the bed and pretend they’re rabbit skins.
Did you know weasel meat…