…you can have as much of as you want? because no one else will eat it.
A 4,000 Watt radio station in Fresno. . .
Is run on weasels instead of hamsters. What next? Groundhogs?
My pet ferret is_____.
…weaseling out of dinner with my mom again.
A glamorous lady on your arm at midnight is worth…
…about $40k on the organ black market. Wholesale.
Breaking through the clouds…
… the aircraft headed for its cruising altitude.
Then, when they brought the beverage cart around …
I wanted a drink but ‘no dice’ the lady in front got the onion juice. Dang, what a bummer!
I flew on til____.
the plane landed.
When I went to collect my luggage…
…the deviled eggs I ate on the plane suddenly felt like a demon in my soul, but also my bowels.
The chicken on the road saw…
…no reason for all the jokes made at its expense and plotted its revenge upon the world.
Step #1:…
Hop off the curb.
Step #2_______.
… Proudly march across the pavement.
Step #3: …
Never comes during rush hour.
The roadkill in front of the governor’s mansion…
…was large, orange and had an oddly blond wig.
News Center 8…
Was fake news, after all.
So they fired______.
all the janitors.
Then, when they …
Discovered all the hidden garbage they lamented their dumb decision.
So, they make a new decision to_______.
invest heavily in the Acme Buggy Whips Co.
That didn’t exactly work out, either, and when the SEC came calling, _______________
…they barricaded the door and handed out the firearms to the remaining personnel.
After the firefight…
Shell casings were gathered and counted.
The reason being______.
… they could make a fortune selling them.
They planned to use the funds raised to …