…I can wait for the mystery pills to do their thing.
The bartender…
…is starting to turn green and grow a third head.
All-in-all, just another ordinary day in…
…which it is deja vu deja vu all day long.
Today I had a deja vu when I saw…
Kids in the school supply aisle. A few days more and quiet stores to shop in.
I was buying______.
… school supplies for the kids.
But the list of stuff the school requires–I mean really, do elementary school kids need …
… pencils and paper? I thought everything was online now.
Another strange thing about school nowadays is …
they sit around on laptops and don’t have as many verbal discussions.
Something I’d like to discuss is…
why the kids in the neighborhood point at me and laugh whenever I walk my pet stoat, Mr. Vomit.
It’s enough to make me want to ______________
…run amok throughout the neighborhood with a curvy dagger.
Let’s seem them point and laugh when…
…they no longer have index fingers, Heh, Heh, Heh.
I love my dead, gay. . .
And happy parrots memory. She said 20 cheerful phrases.
I am ordering a new ______.
…toaster over. The old one was haunted.
Exorcism proved…
the toaster demon diabolically prevented the bagel setting from actually work, so the new one I ordered matches my…
… jumbo bagels.
They are difficult to find, though, so I usually …
Forego for donuts instead.
My favorite donut tastes like___.
…cat food.
My cat smells like…
… he cannot get enough of whatever he happens to be smelling.
Perhaps I need to stop …
Spraying perfume on my cats.
Chanel#5 doesn’t mix well with______.
… Scotch.
What does mix well with Chanel No. 5 is …
Love, baby, love!
Love means______.