…February. It’s such a short month.
But in March, haha, that’s when I…
… feel a great sense of relief.
Then, in April …
…, when the murders began, …
I forgot to finish my sentence.
So I started 2 more about_____.
life in the fast lane.
When I’m driving in the fast lane
…I set the cruise control and take a nap.
Naps are the best when…
you bomb down the highway at 80 miles per hour, put the seat back, the windows all the way down and cranking some…
… Carpenters and early Olivia Newton-John.
After all, Led Zeppelin and The Who and similar …
… noisy bands tend to keep you awake while driving.
When I drive on a couple Ambien, I tend to…
…have weird dreams and wake up soaked in blood.
My trip to Ecuador…
was really fun, I met these really nice people who asked me to carry some suitcases back to America, imagine my surprise when I learned they contained…
Live snakes. I freaked.
So I got to a phone______.
and left the snakes in the booth. Thank goodness there are still a few of those around.
Speaking of obsolescence. . .
… CDs don’t play on my computer any more.
So I gathered them all together and …
Tiled the bathroom.
Surprisingly, because of the silver color, I was able to pick up_____.
on the fact that I really wasn’t cleaning the bathroom often enough. :dubious:
Now is the winter. . .
but really I find that spring makes me more discontent.
My kingdom for…
… a really good BLT. The bacon has to be crispy and not wilted like Wendy’s bacon burgers.
Speaking of bacon, I most commonly see pigs at …
… a farm.
But I see bacon …
…in my dreams.
Except that one nightmare where…