I have worn it to school as my skirt. Aaacckkk!
I will not sleep, perchance to dream, ever____.
… after watching a slasher horror movie.
Heck, I’m not even sure …
if it was a movie or a dream.
In horror movies they always go down the basement because…
the power of the script compels them! The power of the script compels them!
I tell you, watching The Exorcist with your oversensitive, four-year-old niece is just ________________
…the perfect way to get your brother/sister back for all the dickish things they did to you growing up.
Like that one time when…
…they skullfucked your Cabbage Patch Doll and shit down its gullet.
Just when you think you’ve heard it all…
… you read that the computers of the world have organized a union.
The World Computer Union’s first demand is…
Resistance is futile.
The life lessons I get from Star Trek would______.
… result in more alien porn.
My favorite Star Trek alien species is …
… tribbles, of course!
If I had a. . .
Tribble I would never let any body else hold it.
Did you know that they______.
…reproduce if you feed them too much?
Klingons, on the other hand,…
Spout Shakespeare when you invite them for dinner.
I spout______.
…Dick and Jane.
See Jane laugh. See Dick laugh. They laugh at…
…*Marc Maron: Too Real *on Netflix.
That’s what happens when Dick…
Tracy catches a crook.
In the comic world_____.
… crooks are easy to find because they wear costumes.
My favorite supervillain costume is …
a dark blue suit jacket, white dress shirt and red tie.
During the last manned lunar mission…
I wore a bikini.
You thought I was on that mission, but I was really…
On a soundstage in Hollywood. Barbarella!!
Jane Fonda also____.