Finish my sentence, and start a new one!

posed for photographs on a North Vietnamese anti-aircraft gun in 1972, which did not exactly…

…give her a complimentary nickname,
but did highlight a huge lapse…

… in judgment.

Today, however, Jane Fonda …

Has lost her edge.

She’s just another_____.

… faded celebrity, trying to stay relevant.

It didn’t help, that she …

… came up with the idea of driving a vegetable oil-powered bus through Iraq.

Other hair brained celebrity ideas include …

“Green our Vaccines!” what does that even mean?
My dog. . .

knows the difference between “hare-brained” and “hair-brained.”

He calls his own soft covering “fur,” which I think is ___________________

… just fine, since a group of protestors told me “Only animals should wear fur.”

One thing about the dog that isn’t fine, however, is …

her flatulence. Seriously, it’s bad.

So , before the road trip we’re gonna_____.

… make sure all the windows in the car work, and hit every available rest stop.

It will take us a little longer to get there, but …

that’s how Mitt Romney would want it, and who would ever want to disappoint Mitt Romney?

If I were a Utah voter, you can bet your bottom dollar I’d _____________________

…move to where I can buy a god damn beer without all the hassel.

Liquor laws are generally pretty stupid, but one I agree with is…

the one requiring “hassle” to be spelled correctly, regardless of your level of intoxication.

Beeing pickie abowt korrect speling is ________________

… something the Hoff supports.

David Hasselhoff, that is, who …

Likes floor burgers.

That level of nasty just______.

can’t hold a candle to floor pie, though: mmmm, floor pie! - YouTube

Every time somebody posts a *Simpsons *clip here, all of a sudden I _______________

want to open another Duff beer.

Beer is proof that God…

Likes to trifle with us.

Now I only believe in_____.

…a race of space barbarians defrosted from Antarctica after thousands of years by Sleazy P Martini with cocaine and then becoming the baddest band on air, sea or land.

My first time at a GWAR concert…