posed for photographs on a North Vietnamese anti-aircraft gun in 1972, which did not exactly…
…give her a complimentary nickname,
but did highlight a huge lapse…
… in judgment.
Today, however, Jane Fonda …
Has lost her edge.
She’s just another_____.
… faded celebrity, trying to stay relevant.
It didn’t help, that she …
… came up with the idea of driving a vegetable oil-powered bus through Iraq.
Other hair brained celebrity ideas include …
“Green our Vaccines!” what does that even mean?
My dog. . .
knows the difference between “hare-brained” and “hair-brained.”
He calls his own soft covering “fur,” which I think is ___________________
… just fine, since a group of protestors told me “Only animals should wear fur.”
One thing about the dog that isn’t fine, however, is …
her flatulence. Seriously, it’s bad.
So , before the road trip we’re gonna_____.
… make sure all the windows in the car work, and hit every available rest stop.
It will take us a little longer to get there, but …
that’s how Mitt Romney would want it, and who would ever want to disappoint Mitt Romney?
If I were a Utah voter, you can bet your bottom dollar I’d _____________________
…move to where I can buy a god damn beer without all the hassel.
Liquor laws are generally pretty stupid, but one I agree with is…
the one requiring “hassle” to be spelled correctly, regardless of your level of intoxication.
Beeing pickie abowt korrect speling is ________________
… something the Hoff supports.
David Hasselhoff, that is, who …
Likes floor burgers.
That level of nasty just______.
can’t hold a candle to floor pie, though: mmmm, floor pie! - YouTube
Every time somebody posts a *Simpsons *clip here, all of a sudden I _______________
want to open another Duff beer.
Beer is proof that God…
Likes to trifle with us.
Now I only believe in_____.
…a race of space barbarians defrosted from Antarctica after thousands of years by Sleazy P Martini with cocaine and then becoming the baddest band on air, sea or land.
My first time at a GWAR concert…