was my last time at a GWAR concert.
At the grocery store, I saw “Cup-A-Haggis” for sale and I thought…
… “Now, if they put that in a special–say, buy one Cup-A-Haggis, get two bottles of Scotch free–I might actually buy it.”
But they didn’t, so following my shopping list, I instead got …
…vienna sausages and marshmellow fluff. All part of a balanced diet.
After opening and draining the sausages…
I read the jar of marshmallow fluff and realized I inadvertently picked up the weed infused ‘Marshmellow fluff’. It harshed on my vienna sausage craving.
Oh, well, tomorrow is______.
Friday.
When I was eating my leftover Chinese food for lunch…
I finally figured out why the Great Leap Forward was such a bad idea.
I never met Mao Zedong, but I’ve always _____________
… wanted to ask him about some of the more absurd sayings in his Little Red Book.
He would most likely tell me …
Check with Buddha, he has some boss sayings.
The last time I worshipped it was____.
… at the throne of the Porcelain God.
I don’t remember a lot of that night, but I do remember …
… talking with the giant caterpillar smoking a hookah.
He asked me a riddle, which was …
Unanswerable.
But I laughed and went_____.
to Marrakesh in my mind.
It was several days before I could catch a return flight, but ________________
…I had some 'shrooms with me.
I was able to pass the time by…
Holding my 20 acorns tied in sack.
While honeymooning down by the Seine_____.
our boat tipped over.
We weren’t very surprised because…
… we had a feeling that dancing the Twist in the boat would not turn out well.
But the water wasn’t deep, and we laughed and …
Danced the Twist again like we did last summer.
Chubby Checker got out the______.
AK-47, got it locked and loaded, then promptly…
Cleared the room.
He felt bad and subsequently _____.
…gave it to a small child who was hepped up on goofballs.
Child warriors often…