… prefer holding teddy bears to holding guns.
How many teddy bears does it take …
… to realize that they are not really talking to you?
My analyst said of my collection of 300 troll dolls…
Were providing me with comfort and friendship.
I promptly decided______.
… to find a new analyst.
I gathered the troll dolls together and …
… arranged them nicely on a shelf.
Later, I’ll use them to …
help me decide on a new therapist.
In the meantime though, I enjoy…
… Christmas in August.
“Deck the halls with …”
…bowels and gory.
Fa la la la la…
Sha na na na.
Ob la di, ob la da…
…life goes on, without me.
I ain’t got…
…no esteem. No regard either.
When is…
This is this thread gonna end?
If I had a real life I would_____.
…pretend I was a bald-headed middle-aged man with really bad eyesight.
My favorite chicken, Butterbean, outsmarted…
The rooster and jumped the fence to go visit a nice Rhode Island red down the street.
Eggs will never_____.
…out run the sperm.
To enjoy the woman a little longer, the leftover sperm…
Held his breath.
No baby was harmed while_____.
… composing the post directly above this one.
The post following this one, however, …
will clear the decks.
I think I will sunbathe on my______.
…yacht.
In Monaco…
there is an exclusive Nightclub called “Le Monegasque” which is frequented by a “who’s who” of European celebrities.
One night, in Le Monegasque, I lost…