… my VIP pass, so I didn’t get to hobnob with any celebrities.
However, the night turned out pretty well, because …
I found a chicken, whom I will name Cackles. Yes, I will.
Colonel Sanders called to say____.
"I must have your precious Cackles! He is the chosen one foretold…
by that weird Jedi prophecy that no one’s ever heard of."
I don’t know about you, but I usually ignore what Col. Sanders tells me because, frankly, ______
… he’s now dead, so if I hear him, he’s only a voice in my head, and I ignore those.
On the other hand, when Ronald McDonald tells me …
…to murder my family, I listen.
He’s only asked me do that…
The one time. It was a Tuesday in the deep winter of January. A cold, cold time to be In cold blood.
My blood type tells the doctor_____.
that i am a Romulan.
Speaking of things that are green…
… that was the color of somebody behind me on the roller coaster some years ago.
Thankfully, the ride ended before …
She had a chance to tell her life story.
I don’t go on carnival rides anymore, after_____.
… suffering through the Merry-Go-Round incident of 2005.
What a mess; there were …
…flaming toddlers running everywhere.
The smell was…
painted horses strewn through the air.
Meanwhile, the calliope played…
… “If I Should Fall from Grace with God,” which didn’t seem appropriate for a children’s party.
However, things got really inappropriate when the party clown …
Dropped his nose in the pudding. ( You thought I was gonna say pants, you did, didn’t you?)
It was fished out with great_____.
You folks should be in the Rhyming Couplets game thread–nicely done!
trepidation, because it was not a fake clown nose.
The doctor said that …
…she’d never seen a transplant from a proboscis monkey before.
The clown said his new nose came in handy ……
… when he did his Jimmy Durante and Karl Malden impressions.
The impressions were big hits with today’s oldsters, but the younger audience …
Begged for the end of the show.
The cake was______.
… decorated with an American Express card, in honor of Karl Malden.
It was a festive and pleasant evening until …