it turned dark and thunder began to rumble in the distance.
The doctor, needing a ride home, hopped in…
…an Uber, driven by a handsome man named Thor.
The hospital’s ER was swamped, because…
… of the Merry-Go-Round Incident.
Between flaming toddlers, painted horses, unattached noses, and clowns doing imitations, one of the doctors got so confused that …
…that he had to treat himself for acute depression.
When he felt good again, the bomb…
… that was in his mailbox exploded.
Apparently a disgruntled patient …
angry because he failed out of clown college planted it.
My uncle, a retired clown, turned farmer enjoys planting…
… his butt in his La-Z-Boy at the end of the day.
He will crack a cold one, turn on the TV, and watch …
Green Acres is the place for me!
His favorite character not Ms.Gabor, but_____.
… Arnold the pig.
Heck, many viewers of “Green Acres” found Arnold to be …
…delicious.
However, Cousin It…
… kept talking to the wrong end of the pig.
snfaulkner figures into everybody’s Doper name because …
… reasons.
The rest of us …
…reason very little, actually.
Come to think of it, my reasoning is poor because…
…of drugs.
Lots and lots…
… of drugs.
Of course, they’re not the kind that …
make me hallucinate.
Last night in my dream…
Uma Thurman insisted on reciting the “To be or not to be” soliloquy from Hamlet to me backwards; she was riding a unicyle in the nude while juggling tiny little Richard Simmons dolls.
I was going to ask my shrink what it all meant, but…
… I honestly want to the same dream again!
Only this time, I’d like Uma to recite …
…the Magna Carta in…
Pig Latin. Be sure to include…