… Clauses 39 and 40, since they’re the only ones that really matter nowadays.
But when it comes to important historical documents …
my advice is not to eat a pastrami on rye with extra Russian dressing while you’re looking them over.
My favorite sandwich, though, is…
the Duke of Earl Sandwich. It has a good beef and you can lettuce dance to it.
My favorite sundae is…
… the one that will never be the same.
So we were musically told in the 1960s, when …
…hippies roamed the planet, that…
… we’ll wait in this place where the shadows run from themselves.
Then Disco came and …
ruined everything, basically.
But then along came MTV, and…
I died.
At my funeral, the music____.
…better be the limbo as I get lowered into the ground.
The chicken dance, however…
… will absolutely not be played.
Because, as we all recall …
…The Great Chicken Dance Fiasco back in…
… 2010 ended up with a lot of broken bones.
And unlike chicken bones, these …
…were dinosaur bones.
Most of the damage occurred when…
… Tyrannosaurus Best took on Tricera-Bops in the Battle of the Monster 'Saurs!
Godzilla was pissed, because …
he’d planned to go to the Hamptons for the weekend.
Fortunately, when the Army moved in, …
they all brought their own cups and bongs. If they hadn’t, the mayor would have…
Denied them entry.
So, I called the law on_____.
…those that were fighting the law.
Breaking rocks in the hot sun,…
I got such a good tan.
When I was released I_____.
decided I needed to clean up my act.
So, I took a bubble bath and