… lost my rubber ducky in all the soap suds.
I eventually found it when …
the warden came and drained the tub.
As he did so, he exclaimed, "…
… Honestly, some people.
Why can’t you be like the others, and …"
drain your own tub for a change?"
As he handed me a towel I off-handedly replied, "…
… Hey, look, there’s my ducky and my toy boat!"
He did a facepalm, and …
…knocked himself out.
While out cold, I helped myself to…
The keys, and flew the coop.
I am on the road again_____.
, doing my best to avoid both the local cops and defrocked Latvian nuns with unshaved armpits, as I make my way more or less inevitably towards…
defrocked cops with unshaved armpits and local Latvian nuns. I’m not much for law or religion, but
… I think my experiences might make a good country song.
All I need now is …
A pickup truck and a good dog.
I took the dog to defense training and______.
… he tried to eat my pickup truck.
On the other hand, my cat …
in the hat came back. And Kermit the Frog
told me that, if I came to a fork in the road, I should take it.
Fozzie Bear, on the other hand, …
prefers the road less taken and it has made all the difference.
Speaking of different…
… roads, I really wish our were maintained.
The other day, my car his a pothole, and …
the trunk popped open, revealing my “secret stash.” The cops behind me…
pulled me over and asked if I had a permit to sell used Pet Rocks.
I told them…
those aren’t pets, I use them in my research. The cops let me off…
with a warning to have them spayed or neutered unless I want pebbles. Bam Bam told me that Fred and Barney…