had gone to Fire Island together and weren’t expected back for another week. I was a little incredulous at this, and replied, "…
The lazy oafs. I need a vacay.
So I called the travel agent and_____.
booked the first available flight to Ulaan Baataar.
I’ve always longed to travel there because…
I heard the competitive nude crocheting there is awesome. My preflight CIA briefer told me I had been misinformed, though, so I…
stabbed him in his lying throat with a crochet hook and continued working on my tea cozy. It’s kind of chilly in here so,
I think I will make earmuffs instead.
I ran outta yarn and had to_____.
quickly pick up another talent.
I was thought I’d be good at figure skating, so…
of course I consulted with Tonya Harding, but after I guess I annoyed her and she threatened to have me kneecapped, I decided to…
… talk to a few (ahem) “business associates” about what to do if she tried.
They assured me that …
I could move into a witness protection program.
So now I am living______.
… in Watertown, New York.
And what the heck …
I just told my locale. Now I’ll have to move again.
I’ll call the ______.
National Enquirer and tell them I have a bimbo story about the President - maybe they’ll pay me off, too? Then again, …
my story will be believed by the masses and I’ll make millions anyway.
i’m writing a historical fiction novel…
… involving pirates, damsels in distress, and just for fun, a dancing bear.
I think I’ll call it …
in.
Who am I kidding? I ain’t writing no stinkin’____.
love letter to my own ego! Too much self love results in…
blindness and hairy palms, or so the nuns kept telling me.
The next time I see a nun, so help me, I’ll…
… call the zoo and tell them that a penguin has escaped.
But I’m more likely to just …
Go rent ‘Sister Act’. ( do people still rent movies?)
I’ll feel guilty and go to church to confess____.