… Friar Tuck got into the wine–again.
Robin solved the problem by …
putting the Friar in AA.
Maid Marion was very_________.
… unfair, by always taking Robin’s side.
The Sheriff pointed a dagger at Marion and threatened…
… to cut her hair.
Maid Marian responded by saying …
“You’re not my stylist, darling, and I have no respect for your technique, so back off!”
Visits to Sherwood Forest inevitably ___________________
end in drunkenness, theft, fighting, or fleeing from the Sheriff of Nottingham.
Why anyone ever visits Sherwood Forest __________
…when they can just watch Kevin Costner in Robin Hood over and over is beyond me.
A journey to the beyond…
sounds like too much work.
A journey to the buffet…
… would be nice, since I don’t feel like cooking tonight.
When hiking in the woods, it is important to …
avoid taunting bears; they really don’t like that.
Taunting bears will almost certainly get you _____________
…the secret green gem you need to cross through the portal on level 7.
Level 7 is a bitch because…
there are bears taunting you at every turn.
If you accidentally drop the green gem…
… put the game on pause while your gem insurance claim is processed in the next three to eight weeks.
In the mean time you can amuse yourself with a ball and stick by…
Playing the game fairly.
After I get a homerun_________.
…I am arrested for lewd acts.
An inside the park homerun is slang for…
… something you’d never say in front of Grandmother.
Potato chips are a great snack, but …
too salty.
The salty old sailor__________.
walked up to an old mate at the bar and said, “Long time no sea.”
The last time I shipped out ___________
…I got thrown in the brig for lewd acts.
I wish I was in the land of cotton…
because the lands of rayon and polyester are no longer in fashion.
For Independence Day, I shot off a…