Who wants to eat turkey shaped tuna, really?
Forget turkey let’s kill a______.
… few hours talking about weird things that happened at Thanksgiving.
Like the one time that Uncle Jake …
and Uncle Pete got to talking about their time together in the Navy, and the kinky sex they had while on shore leave in…
Brokeback Mountain. They picked up two guys and…
And a stud ( horse).
Then they went back to their lives at______.
the OK Corral, which had kind of gone downhill and by that time was the Kind of OK Corral, where they played pinochle and dreamt of…
winning the $1.6 billion dollar Powerball Lottery. They formed a pool and…
… the person in charge of buying the tickets got confused.
So instead, they had raffle tickets for …
A quilt. A nice quilt, but still.
It wasn’t big enough for______.
…for the coffin. Yet the body looked resplendent with…
…a splintered table leg hammered into the heart.
That was the last time…
I went trick or treating with my nephews.
They were dressed as______.
…the blob.
Or maybe they just so far that…
… nobody really understood what they were.
So I loaded on up Hallowe’en candy, and …
Called my dentist.
Shockingly he wanted to ______.
know the way to San Jose.
I told him I was t sure if it Southwest or…
…not Southwest (lame, I know). But it had been such a long long time
since i’d been there I was shocked, upon arriving to see, center of town, …
There was a huge plane.
Emergency landing because ______.
… the inflight movie was “Airport,” and the passengers panicked over a guy with a briefcase.
But all his briefcase contained was …
An old tuna sammich.
It smelled so bad______.