… that it should have been confiscated as a security risk.
Now, the only problem is how to …
Roll the window down in the plane.
What usually happens_____.
… is that doing so never turns out very well.
At least the airlines still allow …
Smoking. Oh, no, wait I saw someone deplaned for lighting up, forget I said that.
I can carry Ol’ Uncle Freds hand grenade on the plane in my pocket. The nephews want to play hot potato at the reunion. Ah, good times. It should be____.
…a blast!
Ugh, I feel so…
… cheap and tawdry for telling such a joke.
But you’ve got to admit …
It made me laugh (really).
While I get a cloth to clean my screen_____.
while humming “Life is but a screen.” I thought about my pre-computer days
it was a simpler time. I met a simple man the other day, he asked me…
For directions to a restaurant called simply 'Eat at Joe’s".
At the restaurant they serve________.
… popcorn in the popper,
And a porker in the pot,
There’s pie in the pantry,
And the coffee’s always hot,
There’s chicken on the table,
But you got to say grace,
There’s always something cooking at
Old Joe’s Place.
But, you know, the last time I was there …
Joe was long gone.
The waitresses name was______.
… faded from years of wearing it on her name tag. But,
It was an early morning bar room,
And the place just opened up.
And the little man come in so fast and
Started at his cup.
And the broad who served the whiskey
She was a big old friendly girl.
And she tried to fight her empty nights
By smilin’ at the world.
And she said …
(This is kind of fun, integrating song lyrics with the game. But I guess I should stop now.)
“Quit yer bitchin, shut up and drink!”
I’m told that I have a deplorable…
zir on my noise. So what?
It’s time to buy a new
…toothpick. My old standby is…
… rusty.
Maybe next time, I should get one that …
Is not so pointy.
The Nutcracker ballerinas______.
always vacation at Swan Lake. I took a canoe out on a lake once
…just to annoy the ducks. You know, “ducks” rhymes with…