Two Minute Egg White.
It is my favorite because it reminds me of…
Great-Uncle Jerry’s sideburns.
Oops, I gotta go now - they’re about to start…
playing charades.
3 words, first word…
2 syllables. (Moving camera hand motion).
I think I need to eat, I have a______.
…death’s-head hawkmoths in my stomach.
I’m gettin a hankerin to eat …
… roast beef.
Turkey on Thanksgiving is so …
delicious, I only regret my tummy isn’t big enough for more.
This was a particularly good Thanksgiving for me because…
The turkey lived?
I prefer______.
… a few cocktails before the meal.
That way, the meal is …
more entertaining because after a few, I tell grandma how I really feel.
Like last year, I told her…
Her house smelled like mothballs, on a good day.
Next thing I knew i was_________.
… told that I was out of her will.
So I guess that I won’t inherit …
The wind. ( it is Gramma and her digestive issues.)
Thank heaven above that_____.
…farts don’t melt fabric.
I once had gas while someone was at the grinding wheel and…
… the sparks, shall we say, caused a problem.
Well, it was solved by …
A water hose and baking soda. ( IDK, I made it up).
Using a hose in winter is_____.
… just good sense, because as my ex-wife used to say, “They keep your legs warm!”
Of course, one of the advantages to cold weather is …
…it’s easier to tell if some one is alive.
Of the disadvantages of cold weather, I can’t stand the thought of…
Freezing feet.
It’s hard to walk on_______.
… water, unless you freeze it first.
Winter becomes much more comfortable if you have warm socks, a thick coat, and …