be excused.
It was only because…
Those eyes scared me. Creepy.
I only wear glasses to______.
… look good.
My eyes are actually …
Missing.
Me and Helen______.
… Wheels might as well be Thelma and Louise.
When Helen drives a car, I …
Listen for big trucks.
When we get close to our exit_____.
… she waits until the last second before taking it.
When she drives, I not only wear a seat belt, but I also …
A bike helmet. 'Cause I’m stylish that way.
But, when I ride a bike I wear_____.
Short shorts.
Who else but…
… Mickey Mouse could get away with short shorts every day?
Seriously, what’s with that cartoon …
Bowtie. It’s huge.
Generally I like a man in a bowtie and______.
Nothing else.
I wonder how he ______.
… ties that bow tie.
I’ve worn a necktie for years, but bow ties …
nauseate me.
Bill Nye seems to be a cool guy but,…
Science? Really?
His experiments are_______.
… things you can easily try at home.
The Mythbusters experiments, however …
Were text book.
If your text book was______.
about scatology, would you read it?
Ah vacation, how I long to…
wander the exotic back alleys of Bismarck, North Dakota.
I need do dress warmly so…
that when I bump into funny-looking guys from Fargo, I won’t catch a chill.
The last time I was in Fargo, let me tellya, I…